*sigh*

lickerish

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I'm completely content tonight (and for the last couple of days).

*sigh* again.

:)

That's all.





No, I did not just get laid either. ;)
 
lickerish said:
Yes Wiggles, it does. :)

And it very well could be.

Well, from what I've read on the boards, you're a big ol' sweet tart and you deserve it.

Enjoy happiness and make the most of it.

Ok, I'm in a strange mood. Just watched The Others, don't mind me.

:D
 
lol.. I've never been called a sweet tart before, I think I have a new title... :D

It's somehow fitting. ;)
 
good to see ya contented

:p
 
Float away babecakes

:p
 
*bump* with my hip

http://www.bitstorm.org/happyjoy/ren-n-stimpy.gif

Hello, boys and girls. This is your old pal, Stinky Wizzleteats. This is a
song about a whale. No! This is a song about being happy! That's right!
It's the Happy Happy Joy Joy song!

Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy Joy!

I don't think you're happy enough! That's right! I'll teach you to be
happy! I'll teach your grandmother to suck eggs! Now, boys and girls,
let's try it again!

Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy Joy!

If'n you aint the grandaddy of all liars! The little critters of nature... They
don't know that they're ugly! That's very funny, a fly marrying a
bumblebee! I told you I'd shoot! But you didn't believe me! Why didn't
you believe me?!

Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy

Happy Happy Happy Happy
Happy Happy Happy Happy
Happy Happy Joy Joy Joy!
 
Nice eh? That song rocks. And that line fit my sig very nicely, with a lil' editing of course. :D
 
*Chuckles.* Whatever does it for ya. I like the song, too, with the original lyrics. ;)
 
Custom
Hey Mister

Hey Mister I really like your daughter,
I'd like to eat her like ice cream
maybe dip her in chocolate

Hey Mister on your way over
in your Volvo, suit, and tie
Well, be crawling in your bed soon
messing around, maybe getting high

It's not what ya did,
It's not what ya didn't
God gave her a perfect body
and now I'm all up in it.

It's not she's a tramp.
It's not she's not pure.
She just likes getting her fuck on,
and its good for that I'm sure

Hey Mister I really like your daughter.
When I'm horny like thirsty
She's a bottle of water.

Hey Mister how'd it get so bad
You raised her so well
and now she's calling me dad
in the back seat naked of a new Volkswagen
the perfect little gift for high school graduation.

It's not what ya did,
It's not what ya didn't
God gave her a perfect body
and now I'm all up in it.

It's not she's a tramp.
It's not she's not pure.
She just likes getting her fuck on,
and its good for that I'm sure

Nana na nana na,
Nana na nana na,
Nana na nana na,
ha hahaha ha ha haha

I eat all the food in your fridge
Call my friends around the world
Rack up your long distance do
Breakstands neutral drops
Wreck all your cars
Drink all the booze in your cheezy ass wet bar
Order stuff on your credit cards
Leave boogers in the skippy jar
Smoke your cigars
Answer the phone tell your boss you moved to mars
When you call in late from work tell your wife
You're at the titty bars

It's not what ya did,
It's not what ya didn't
God gave her a perfect body
and now I'm all up in it.

It's not she's a tramp.
It's not she's not pure.
She just likes getting her fuck on,
and its good for that I'm sure

I can't lie I have to tell the truth
My commandments says I'm a total spoof
Your daughter's a freak
Your daughter's a pro
When i'm done with her
She'll do one of your bros

I hope I'll never have a daughter
I hope I'll never have a daughter
I hope I'll never have a daughter
I hope I'll never have a daughter

Nana na nana na,
Nana na nana na,
Nana na nana na,
Nana na nana naaaaaaaa!

;)
 
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