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An idea to which I’m not going to have time to do proper justice.
The inspiration is Clayton Cubitt’s phenomenally popular Hysterical Literature series. While explained delightfully in Vanity Fair, the basic idea was to film a well-dressed woman sitting at a table, calmly reading out loud a book of her choice while, unseen and unheard, another woman is under the table with a Hitachi wand.
Reading begins as coherent, but rapidly becomes less so. Pauses in the reading become more and more frequent and well, she doesn’t finish the reading, right? The series of vids is not remotely erotic, let alone porn, but they’re sexy as all hell - and that’s a good place to end the background intro. Easily available on the net.
So, with that as a basis, what day-to-day events or situations could this be worked into?
Maybe a visit to the dentist? (Sick, you say? What sensation do you want to dominate your memory of your upcoming root canal? Think on it.)
How about a woman at the hairdresser’s? An assistant unfolds a screen over her at waist level, hands her some earbuds with appropriately sensual music and suddenly gabbing to the stylist about the kid’s T-ball league becomes much less interesting.
Come to think about it, on a related note, remember the bull-riding fad in C&W bars? Instead of watching silly people pay money to break bones by getting thrown off a mechanical bull, how about having a few booths fitted with Sybians? Maybe there’d be a serious discount on drinks or no cover charge.
Go wild.
The inspiration is Clayton Cubitt’s phenomenally popular Hysterical Literature series. While explained delightfully in Vanity Fair, the basic idea was to film a well-dressed woman sitting at a table, calmly reading out loud a book of her choice while, unseen and unheard, another woman is under the table with a Hitachi wand.
Reading begins as coherent, but rapidly becomes less so. Pauses in the reading become more and more frequent and well, she doesn’t finish the reading, right? The series of vids is not remotely erotic, let alone porn, but they’re sexy as all hell - and that’s a good place to end the background intro. Easily available on the net.
So, with that as a basis, what day-to-day events or situations could this be worked into?
Maybe a visit to the dentist? (Sick, you say? What sensation do you want to dominate your memory of your upcoming root canal? Think on it.)
How about a woman at the hairdresser’s? An assistant unfolds a screen over her at waist level, hands her some earbuds with appropriately sensual music and suddenly gabbing to the stylist about the kid’s T-ball league becomes much less interesting.
Come to think about it, on a related note, remember the bull-riding fad in C&W bars? Instead of watching silly people pay money to break bones by getting thrown off a mechanical bull, how about having a few booths fitted with Sybians? Maybe there’d be a serious discount on drinks or no cover charge.
Go wild.
