Sickest Celebrity Fantasies

[OhMissScarlett]

Ok people, we all have them, we all love them. The sick celebrity fantasy of the moment. Ever dream of Orlando and Brad wrestling naked? Want to get gangbanged by The Wiggles? Would you love to see the gals from Sex In The City in an orgy with Oprah? Let me have it, shock me with your filthiest ideas....

My little daydream of the last few weeks has been that Paul Bettany is my shy English professor. Of course I'm a bad bad school girl who needs discipline.

 

[SnoopDog]

This thread reminds me of 'White Chicks' where the one FBI-guy asked the other what he would prefer....sex with Roseanne or sex with Camilla Parker Bowles.

I bet some ladies should use this thread as a possibility to admit that they have a crush on Steve Urkle.

Snoopy

 

[English Lady]

Ok now i am dusturbed...I read the bit about the wiggles...and the wiggles came on the TV dressed as birds. ewwwwwwww!


I do like to dream about being Ryan Giggs's Physio...or getting in the middle of Nicholas Cage and Tom Cruise. They're not that perverted though really*L* (my fantasies not necessarily the celebs involved!)

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Ok now i am dusturbed...I read the bit about the wiggles...and the wiggles came on the TV dressed as birds. ewwwwwwww!


I do like to dream about being Ryan Giggs's Physio...or getting in the middle of Nicholas Cage and Tom Cruise. They're not that perverted though really*L* (my fantasies not necessarily the celebs involved!)

That Wiggles fantasy wasn't mine, don't even think it was!

 

[SnoopDog]

Ok now i am dusturbed...I read the bit about the wiggles...and the wiggles came on the TV dressed as birds. ewwwwwwww!


I do like to dream about being Ryan Giggs's Physio...or getting in the middle of Nicholas Cage and Tom Cruise. They're not that perverted though really*L* (my fantasies not necessarily the celebs involved!)

Hell, even though I'm straight I'd consider getting in the middle of Nocholas Cage and Tom Cruise. Lol.

Snoopy

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Hell, even though I'm straight I'd consider getting in the middle of Nocholas Cage and Tom Cruise. Lol.

Snoopy

Snoopy, Nicholas Cage and Tom Cruise? Now there's a sick celebrity fantasy! Good job!

 

[SnoopDog]

Snoopy, Nicholas Cage and Tom Cruise? Now there's a sick celebrity fantasy! Good job!

Credit goes to EL !!!

She brought that up.

Snoopy

 

[Dan76]

Loonette the clown from the Big Comfy Couch. Ever see her clock excersises?

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Yes, EL darling, thank you for that! I saw The Outsiders with Cruise and company in it not long ago. It seemed homoerotic now that I'm an adult. Maybe I just want to think that everything is homoerotic. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

 

[Dan76]

http://www.geocities.com/Heartland/Trail/5786/loonettemolly.gif

I'm ill I tell you...

 

[SnoopDog]

I don't know whether you'd call that pervert but I'd like to get it on with a female Hobbit.

That would rock.

Snoopy

 

[English Lady]

Ohmissscarlett...yeah yeah..you don't even like the wiggles right

Snoop...well form an orderly cue...I'm first in the middle

 

[cantdog]

Mary Steenburgen

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Ohmissscarlett...yeah yeah..you don't even like the wiggles right

Snoop...well form an orderly cue...I'm first in the middle

Of course I don't like The Wiggles, but that new guy Joe from Blue's Clue's, that's a whole other story.

 

[English Lady]

Ahh the guy in Blues Clues is called Kevin over here. I'm not interested in him at all*L*

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Ahh the guy in Blues Clues is called Kevin over here. I'm not interested in him at all*L*

Children's shows have a way of making people sexless. The only exception I've seen lately was the most recent Peter Pan movie, it was full of sexual tension. Oh, I want to be Wendy. Yeah, I'm a sick puppy.

 

[Liar]

Mary Steenburgen

And why is that sick?

#L

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Mary Steenburgen

Well, he didn't say what he wanted to do to her, now did he?

 

[R. Richard]

I don't know if you guys are ready for this but my sick celebrity fantasy is Senator Hillary Clinton being screwed in the ass by Representative Charles Rangel in front of the Appollo Theater in Harlem during intermission time.

Wow!!!

 

[OhMissScarlett]

I don't know if you guys are ready for this but my sick celebrity fantasy is Senator Hillary Clinton being screwed in the ass by Representative Charles Rangel in front of the Appollo Theater in Harlem during intermission time.

Wow!!!

Doesn't Bill have an office in Harlem now? I bet he'd be watching with a pair of binoculars! That's hot.

 

[BlackShanglan]

I don't know if you guys are ready for this but my sick celebrity fantasy is Senator Hillary Clinton being screwed in the ass by Representative Charles Rangel in front of the Appollo Theater in Harlem during intermission time.

Wow!!!

When do tickets go on sale?

Shanglan

 

[ABSTRUSE]

BRace yourselves......Gay Porn with......Richard simmons and Carrot top!!!!

 

[Lucifer_Carroll]

I can top all of you with one of my half-finished stories.

Scooby is the transmorgified gay lover of Shaggy. Velma is a dyke with a crush on Daphne. Daphne is into haunted house sex and Freddie is an ultra-dom. Mix in a house with a libido and the "what's wrong with you?" is ready to fly.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Did you mean Velma is a dyke with a crush on Daphne or the other way around???

 

[Lucifer_Carroll]

Did you mean Velma is a dyke with a crush on Daphne or the other way around???

What error?

One on my dream list is Rush Limbaugh, Alan Keyes, George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, and Donald Rumsfield having an on-air circle jerk played on Fox News for all the little red states.

And I wouldn't mind seeing Ann Coulter being forced to eat Ellen Degeneres's bush and liking it.