Shy curvy woman seeks friendly chat.

BabyLumpy

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So to start with yes I am extremely shy and socially awkward.
After a long time watching and reading Literotica I've decided this year is going to be the year for fun,adventure and friends.

As for my own physical characteristics I'm 5ft8 light brown hair blue eyes mid 30s and pretty much the kind of woman easy to walk past on the street without another glance. I'm also mostly deaf so it can lead to awkward calls and due to it I would prefer video calls instead of voice. Particularly if you are in a loud area.
I'm divorced and have been on my own for a long time. I would prefer to get to know someone over a period of time instead of jumping straight into dirty talk. A proper connection is hard to find an better built on.
Sexual interest range but I will state I am submissive so don't expect me to crack a whip my aim sucks.
Interest range from gaming to outdoors. So take a pick and see if we have something in common.

As for what I'm looking for any age,weight, height or gender. I'm not fussy but please tell me if you have a dozen girls on the side already so I can set myself boundaries. Married or taken is fine but I would also like to know up front less confusion that way.


I'm hoping that I haven't bored to many people to tears so far.
Thank you for taking the time to read :)
 
Hello :)


Just a quick note for everyone who has sent a pm I'm slowly working my way through them. I will respond to everyone it's just taking a little bit of time :)

So I guess I am not the only one who PM'd you? :D
 
Hello :)


Just a quick note for everyone who has sent a pm I'm slowly working my way through them. I will respond to everyone it's just taking a little bit of time :)


Lady,

Please let me know when your inbox has room for me....I am in no rush.take your time and welcome onboard here to fun and adventure and being friends

Ron
 
Hey sweetie,

First of all don't read anything into that greeting, I was raised in Texas so we call everyone sweetie, honey, etc.

I'm a 51 year old married Dominant male. I am not getting everything I need from my wife. I have plenty of sex but do not get the kink I need. She's not completely vanilla but more vanilla than chocolate, lol. I do not have anyone else, except the wife on the side.

Now as for what I am looking for. I am looking for someone that can help me get my Dom/sub fix. I did read your ad and I know you don't want to jump right in and I agree we have to make sure we a simpatico as the saying but I would like to explore that with you.

I have experience with online subs so I can keep us both satisfied. Tell me more of what your fantasies are.

Look forward to hearing from you
 
So to start with yes I am extremely shy and socially awkward.
After a long time watching and reading Literotica I've decided this year is going to be the year for fun,adventure and friends.

As for my own physical characteristics I'm 5ft8 light brown hair blue eyes mid 30s and pretty much the kind of woman easy to walk past on the street without another glance. I'm also mostly deaf so it can lead to awkward calls and due to it I would prefer video calls instead of voice. Particularly if you are in a loud area.
I'm divorced and have been on my own for a long time. I would prefer to get to know someone over a period of time instead of jumping straight into dirty talk. A proper connection is hard to find an better built on.
Sexual interest range but I will state I am submissive so don't expect me to crack a whip my aim sucks.
Interest range from gaming to outdoors. So take a pick and see if we have something in common.

As for what I'm looking for any age,weight, height or gender. I'm not fussy but please tell me if you have a dozen girls on the side already so I can set myself boundaries. Married or taken is fine but I would also like to know up front less confusion that way.


I'm hoping that I haven't bored to many people to tears so far.
Thank you for taking the time to read :)

I won't bore you with a PM, but I will say welcome to Lit (even though you mentioned you'd been here a while).

I have no doubt you'll find what you're looking for fairly quickly. Lot's of potential friends to choose from.

As far as your interests; I went outside today, but I didn't do any gaming as I'm at work and not at home near my gaming system. ;)

Hope your weekend is going well, enjoy the Super Bowl and/or the commercials. They're sometimes better than the game anyhow.

Happy hunting!
 
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Good morning! The shy girls seem to be the perverse ones!

Welcome to the boards. Some of us will raise a smile, a few of us might set your pulse racing.
 
Good luck lovely, a gorgeous ad (and if you want someone kind, intelligent and thoughtful, you could do a lot worse than MrD - just sayin...)

Hope you find what you are looking for, :heart:
 
I won't bore you with a PM, but I will say welcome to Lit (even though you mentioned you'd been here a while).

I have no doubt you'll find what you're looking for fairly quickly. Lot's of potential friends to choose from.

As far as your interests; I went outside today, but I didn't do any gaming as I'm at work and not at home near my gaming system. ;)

Hope your weekend is going well, enjoy the Super Bowl and/or the commercials. They're sometimes better than the game anyhow.

Happy hunting!
Thank you for the welcome! Never bored with pms but it certainly has taken me a good few hours to catch up on them. Wasn't thinking I would get the response I did.
At least your job has the freedom to go outside. Mine is more the artificial lighting type countless hours staring at a blank wall lol
Superbowl mmmhmm I'm pretty sure it's going to be a enjoyable game :D

Good morning! The shy girls seem to be the perverse ones!

Welcome to the boards. Some of us will raise a smile, a few of us might set your pulse racing.

Thank you for the welcome!
I think you also forgot to mention the ones that lead to raising a brow there has been a few of those so far lol

Good luck lovely, a gorgeous ad (and if you want someone kind, intelligent and thoughtful, you could do a lot worse than MrD - just sayin...)

Hope you find what you are looking for, :heart:

Thank you so much! :rose:
I just wanted to be as honest as possible. Also thank you for the advice I'll keep it in mind ;)
 
Thank you for the welcome!
I think you also forgot to mention the ones that lead to raising a brow there has been a few of those so far lol

True, there are those people on the boards ... the ones that leave you scratching your head.

Artificial lighting jobs? You need sunshine!

Allia speaks a lot of truth, she’s a good egg.
 
True, there are those people on the boards ... the ones that leave you scratching your head.

Artificial lighting jobs? You need sunshine!

Allia speaks a lot of truth, she’s a good egg.

Yes definitely had a few puzzled moments so far.

Actually the artificial lighting is perfect for all my geekyness means my skin stays that pretty near translucent pale :rolleyes:
 
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Good afternoon BabyLumpy,

First, welcome to the Board and the exciting chat venues to be discovered.

No doubt you will be receiving many PMs to keep you busy.

May you find someone to help you explore.

Mutau
 
Your geek interests, and why does everyone else think you’re a geek
Replied to pm. So much easier to list my weirdness one on one :D

Good afternoon BabyLumpy,

First, welcome to the Board and the exciting chat venues to be discovered.

No doubt you will be receiving many PMs to keep you busy.

May you find someone to help you explore.

Mutau
Thank you for the welcome :)
There has been many pms. But finally through the majority of them.

I think I'm pretty good having a solo poke around at this stage.
 
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