Shwag beer vs Diggty beer... Does it really matter?

Starfish

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Look you shwag beer drinkers. YOu really are fucking silly.
THat is like piss in a can. With froth. Ack. Okay, well, fine, it gets you drunk but you smell. You smell like warm frothy piss.



And you Diggty beer drinkers, well, you are silly too. Lots of money spent on designer beer, when it is all pretty much fucking gross, thick, warm or fruity assed, bitter skank. Did I say it was stomache churningly frothy skank?


Okay, so do you see? I hate beer. It is grody to the max and I'll never like it. The frothiness doesn't just extend to the physical substance. Once you get filled up on that shit it just makes you either really annoyingly frothy, or you end up bitching someone out. Lame. lame lame lame

Mimosas or Gin and tonic... Style, without the skanky froth.


What do you drink, you beer chuggling skank?
 
Mmmm. Tangueray (sp) sours with a lime...

Or a shot of Cuervo 1800 with the salt on your left breat and the lemon in your mouth.
 
Wait, shit. Okay, I admit my hypocrisy. I did drink Bass Ale for a while, but it is still frothy skank.

yes.... bring on the liquor. Nthing like a non-frothy, slightly tingily bitter smelling, but fun drunk.
 
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