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I love stories about women who, after a long day at the gym, go to the change room for a shower and in the end, have sex with an instructor or some one in the class. I admit, I have a shower/bubble bath fetish!!!
 
You're in luck! I just submitted a story I wrote after your suggestion. It's called "Gym Shower". If they post it, let me know what you think. You'll find it in "Lesbian Sex", I hope!
 
I've looked for your story, but I can't find it. Sounds interesting. I'd like to read it.
 
I'm glad people are agreeing with me.
We need more shower stories!!
 
C'mon folks. There must be others out there who dream of shower/bath/sauna experiences.
Send us some real meat on the topic. Actual or imagined episodes welcome!!!
dw
 
Oh man. I used to write erotic lit for a network of BBS sites and one of them was about two women who "get it on" in the shower after jogging.

Maybe I should see if I can find it and post it here. It's been years...
 
Hey Imp. If ya find it, give me a shout. I thought I'd be alone on this subject.
 
You got it. It was called "Neighbors" if I remember it correctly.

Man, I love naked chicks, hot soapy water and sex, sex, sex!

I'll have to pull out my old lap-top. I think its stored there.

Impy
 
My shower story, entitled "Gym Shower", is in the new section right now. Let me know what you think.
 
I'm totally with you guys on that... I love shower stories almost as much as the real shower thing!
Anyhow, I'll check out your story ASAP. It sounds great...
Jen
 
Hey Flashlight 7.5
I just finished reading 'Poolside'. Nice piece of work! Keep 'em coming..I suggest everyone else who reads this reads poolside.
 
Thanks, Balistik! Did you like "Gym Shower" too? My next project is simply called "The Tutor", and was taken from another bulletin board idea. I'll probably crank it out (pun intended) later today.
 
ROTFLMAO Deborah!!!!!!!!
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OK, all you shower story lovers and writers, listen up. Let's get the facts straight. Showers are not just all about soapy sex and bending over for the bar of Ivory.

HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN

1. Take off clothing and place it in a sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.
2. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see your significant other along the way, cover up any exposed flesh and rush to bathroom.
3. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror and stick out your gut so that you can complain and whine even more about how you're getting fat.
4. Get in the shower. Look for facecloth, armcloth, legcloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
5. Wash your hair once with Cucumber and Lamfrey shampoo with 83 added vitamins.
6. Wash your hair again with Cucumber and Lamfrey shampoo with 83 added vitamins.
7. Condition your hair with Cucumber and Lamfey conditioner enhanced with natural crocus oil. Leave on hair for fifteen minutes.
8. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for ten minutes until red raw.
9. Wash entire rest of body with Ginger Nut and Jaffa Cake body wash.
10. Rinse conditioner off hair for fifteen minutes to make sure it all comes off.
11. Shave armpits and legs. Consider shaving bikini area but decide to wax instead.
12. Scream loudly when your significant other flushes the toilet and you lose the water pressure.
13. Turn off the shower.
14. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. Spray mold spots with Tilex.
15. Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small African country. Wrap hair in super absorbent second towel.
16. Check entire body for the remotest sign of a zit. Attack with nail/tweezers if found.
17. Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
18. If you see your significant other along the way, cover up any exposed flesh and then rush to bedroom to spend an hour and a half getting dressed.

(More to follow, I have to pee)
 
ROFLMAO Deborah.
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Now tell them "How to shower like a man"
I can't remeber it myself.
 
HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN

1. Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.
2. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see your significant other along the way, flash her making the "woo" sound.
3. Look at your manly physique in the mirror and suck in your gut to see if you have pecs (no). Admire the size of your dick in the mirror, scratch your balls and smell your finger for one last whiff.
4. Get in the shower.
5. Don't bother to look for a washcloth since you don't use one.
6. Wash your face.
7. Wash your armpits.
8. Crack up at how loud your fart sounds in the shower.
9. Wash your privates and surrounding area.
11. Shampoo your hair but don't use conditioner.
12. Make a shampoo Mohawk.
14. Pee in the shower.
15. Rinse off and get out of the shower. Fail to notice water on the floor because you left the curtain hang out of the tub the whole time.
16. Partially dry off.
17. Look at yourself in the mirror, flex muscles. Admire dick size.
18. Leave shower curtain open and wet bath mat on the floor.
19. Leave bathroom and fan light on.
20. Return to the bedroom with towel around your waist. If you pass your significant other on the way, pull off towel, grab your dick, go "Yeah baby" and thrust your pelvis at her.
21. Throw wet towel on the bed. Take two minutes to get dressed.
 
I'm still looking for Gym Shower
looking forward to reading it.
Deborah...funny stuff!
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LOL
 
If it makes you feel better, Deborah, my wife no longer allows me to do 14, 15, 18 or 19.

Marriage can be hell sometimes.
 
Lasher, why am I not at all surprised your wife no longer allows you to do 14,15,18 and 19? What I really want to know is what she says about you using all her Cucumber and Lamfrey shampoo with 83 added vitamins.

Hey Flashlight, you are up next on The Maltese Fuckin' I see. Your chapter is "The Family Jewels" I also see. Now, are you going to write a story about you in the shower scratching your balls (the family jewels) or what? Just curious.
 
Deborah - fanfuckingtastic!! Way to go gal!

My story characters must be the cleanest people on earth. They are ALWAYS getting in or out of the shower. Every time I turn around one passes me in the hall going or cuming. I don't know which.

My bill for soap, shampoo, loftas, etc. is staggering. The greengrocer loves to see me coming. I buy cucumbers (for the shampoo - dammit) by the case. The AEC is coming next week to put in an Atomic powered hot water heater, so I won't cause a brownout along the whole Atlantic coast seven days a week.

Tawny T
 
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