Show your appreciation for the asshats, catfish, and the whatevers of LIT....

[luvthedesserts]

Why limit it to the virtual ladies and gentlemen of LIT? Give some love to the people who make LIT what it is. The post stalkers that are only around to make asinine comments. (Yea, I know. I'm right there on that list.) And how about the people who just lurk? They need love to. The cheesy line Litsters. The chronic sycophant Litsters that have never seen a bad amateur picture in their life. The other ones that can't quite leave their real life drama in real life. The General Board rejects that couldn't take the heat, but kept their attitude. The overly obtuse Litsters that seem to think Lit is their personal blog. That one guy that thinks he's actually liked, but isn't. Okay, maybe there's more than one of him, but still. The guy does occasionally need a courtesy reach around. And that "mean girl" facade Litster that secretly stabs a voodoo doll every time the focus is off her. She's damn hot in a perpetual whatever sort of way.

So let me be the first to thank you for making me look awesome. And offer you a nice long hug with a tiny, but totally non-sexual, ass grab.

P.S. And another shout out to those that make threads so mindlessly useless that real life looks appealing. I rock. Yes, I do.

 

[luvthedesserts]

I guess I should have said... thank the asshat, catfish, or whatever above you. No need to wait for someone to thank you before posting, just jump right in and pretend you're not on the list.

 

[Thandi]

I guess I should have said... thank the asshat, catfish, or whatever above you. No need to wait for someone to thank you before posting, just jump right in and pretend you're not on the list.

Thank you...you too are appreciated for being a sometimes dick poster! Without you Lit would be quite mundane!

Umm, what is a catfish?

 

[luvthedesserts]

Thank you...you too are appreciated for being a sometimes dick poster! Without you Lit would be quite mundane!

Ah, make a guy pretend to blush with your passive aggressive, thanks, but kiss my ass post, why don't you. It really warms the cockle berries to have you think of my dick that way.

And a catfish is a guy pretending to be a girl. Or more generally, anyone posting fake pics and false info on the net. I'm sure there are other definitions, but that's the one I know.

 

[Thandi]

Ah, make a guy pretend to blush with your passive aggressive, thanks, but kiss my ass post, why don't you. It really warms the cockle berries to have you think of my dick that way.

And a catfish is a guy pretending to be a girl. Or more generally, anyone posting fake pics and false info on the net. I'm sure there are other definitions, but that's the one I know.

:caning:

 

[luvthedesserts]

:caning:

Now you're making me regret not putting on the list, the pseudo BDSMers that want to be cooler than Vanilla. Not saying that's you. I would never backpedal after making a comment of general origin just to see if I can poke a poke out of someone already willing to beat me with a smilie after kissing me virtually.

 

[Corbal]

There's one category missing from this group.


Pointless thread creators.


And, I'll take $500 for pyscho voodoo bitch, please, Bob.

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

Yeah, I only recently found out what "catfished" means, too. Pretty damned sad they even have a word for it...

 

[o_so_wet]

Why limit it to the virtual ladies and gentlemen of LIT? Give some love to the people who make LIT what it is. The post stalkers that are only around to make asinine comments. (Yea, I know. I'm right there on that list.) And how about the people who just lurk? They need love to. The cheesy line Litsters. The chronic sycophant Litsters that have never seen a bad amateur picture in their life. The other ones that can't quite leave their real life drama in real life. The General Board rejects that couldn't take the heat, but kept their attitude. The overly obtuse Litsters that seem to think Lit is their personal blog. That one guy that thinks he's actually liked, but isn't. Okay, maybe there's more than one of him, but still. The guy does occasionally need a courtesy reach around. And that "mean girl" facade Litster that secretly stabs a voodoo doll every time the focus is off her. She's damn hot in a perpetual whatever sort of way.

So let me be the first to thank you for making me look awesome. And offer you a nice long hug with a tiny, but totally non-sexual, ass grab.

P.S. And another shout out to those that make threads so mindlessly useless that real life looks appealing. I rock. Yes, I do.

Thanks for the giggle. Now can I get an AMEN ???? !!!!!

 

[VanGogh66]

The only good catfish is fried.

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

The only good catfish is fried.

And fileted...and salt and peppered...

 

[luvthedesserts]

There's one category missing from this group.


Pointless thread creators.


And, I'll take $500 for pyscho voodoo bitch, please, Bob.

I thought I covered that with my postscript. You could take reading comprehension as a second language for another $500 if you like.

Though, I did miss those that post just to see what the person below will say about them.

 

[photograph]

I swear, I can't leave you alone for a few hours......

 

[luvthedesserts]

I swear, I can't leave you alone for a few hours......

Ah it's you.

Which reminds me. **hugs** to all the overly clingy virtual chicks that have to mark their territory anytime their dog strays a bit too far off his lease, but do it super secret-like in the inbox so their uber sweet persona isn't dented. But I guess the, "Don't cock block me, Bro" is the male equivalent.

 

[perkyT]

MoreThanAPrettyPicture says I can't subscribe to anymore of your threads...says it's detrimental to me mental health.

 

[photograph]

MoreThanAPrettyPicture says I can't subscribe to anymore of your threads...says it's detrimental to me mental health.

*snort*

 

[luvthedesserts]

MoreThanAPrettyPicture says I can't subscribe to anymore of your threads...says it's detrimental to me mental health.

*snort*

That really hurts, ladies. You two giggling and cavorting, with me as the subject. It's nice to know the PerkyOne just admitted to thread stalking me. Take her down sweetie. I'm your piece of man.

 

[photograph]

That really hurts, ladies. You two giggling and cavorting, with me as the subject. It's nice to know the PerkyOne just admitted to thread stalking me. Take her down sweetie. I'm your piece of man.

Who said you were mine? If any other female wants to try and understand you, they are more than welcome.

 

[perkyT]

That really hurts, ladies. You two giggling and cavorting, with me as the subject. It's nice to know the PerkyOne just admitted to thread stalking me. Take her down sweetie. I'm your piece of man.

SweetsMonger?! Was that an invite??!

C'mere, MoreThanAPrettyPicture...

*fluffs pillows*

Take me down.

Heheh.

 

[photograph]

SweetsMonger?! Was that an invite??!

C'mere, MoreThanAPrettyPicture...

*fluffs pillows*

Take me down.

Heheh.

Just one request, no glitter. Please. I still have it in my hair from last time.

 

[luvthedesserts]

Who said you were mine? If any other female wants to try and understand you, they are more than welcome.

That super awesome guy a bit ago. And since it was on the internet, it must be true. I wouldn't catfish you, I swear.

 

[photograph]

That super awesome guy a bit ago. And since it was on the internet, it must be true. I wouldn't catfish you, I swear.

Uh....bonjour?

 

[luvthedesserts]

Uh....bonjour?

Bonn jure right back at you. Wanna see how far up the ride goes?

 

[photograph]

Bonn jure right back at you. Wanna see how far up the ride goes?

Pass. I don't care for amusement parks.

 

[luvthedesserts]

Pass. I don't care for amusement parks.

Ah. That's okay. And on a totally unrelated tangent. Thanks to all the super sexy, hard to getters in public, that are all up in a guy's inbox when the lights go out.