Show me the Fabias

[Fata Morgana]

This was one of the best ads on British telly. They made a whole Fabia out of cake! Makes mine look like a pile of shit.



http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a97/foxkitsune/skodacake2205_468x282_zpslwojp9pz.jpg

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a97/foxkitsune/skodaweb_zpsd2q4w7an.jpg
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a97/foxkitsune/skoda1460_zpsai02xtvo.jpg
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a97/foxkitsune/5904263279_f5ba66e2d8_z_zpsxrpdyx0l.jpg

Check out the engine. Golden syrup for engine oil. Genius!

 

[Fata Morgana]

The actual advert

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhfEGKc7PLQ

 

[thør]

What flavor?

 

[Fata Morgana]

What flavor?

All flavours!

Did you see the jelly lights? Did you? DID YOU?

Sorry, I'm over excited.

 

[spacekowboy]

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view1/3267034/fabio-old-spice-wink-o.gif

http://smartbitchestrashybooks.com/images/uploads/FABIOtumblr_mwpdol6GHS1skjsheo1_400.gif
http://i.imgur.com/KLocMle.gif

 

[thør]

All flavours!

Did you see the jelly lights? Did you? DID YOU?

Sorry, I'm over excited.

You'd best wipe up before getting the keyboard too sticky.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I wouldn't let him ride in my Skoda.

 

[Fata Morgana]

You'd best wipe up before getting the keyboard too sticky.

Imagine driving that beauty up there and licking the dashboard in the fast lane. Peeling strips of marzipan off the doors during a three point turn.

I may have to masturbate.

 

[smoothg103rd]

The fuck?

 

[thør]

Imagine driving that beauty up there and licking the dashboard in the fast lane. Peeling strips of marzipan off the doors during a three point turn.

I may have to masturbate.

The shift lever is cast sugar.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

The air conditioning in that studio must've been ternt up to 300 to keep it crisp.

 

[Jennifer]

Imagine driving that beauty up there and licking the dashboard in the fast lane. Peeling strips of marzipan off the doors during a three point turn.

I may have to masturbate.

Beat you to it. I love wanking to cake.

 

[Fata Morgana]

The shift lever is cast sugar.

Take cake to me big boy.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Beat you to it. I love wanking to cake.

Christ me and thee could really work a Battenburg like a double ended dildo.

 

[Fata Morgana]

The air conditioning in that studio must've been ternt up to 300 to keep it crisp.

It is really an amazing feat. I'm on my fifth Skoda and I think my next should be made of cheese.

 

[spacekowboy]

My Fabio joke was gold! Gold, I say!

 

[Fata Morgana]

My Fabio joke was gold! Gold, I say!

Never mind that sour faced cunt, keep PMg me Telly's crotch. You could drown a large terrier in my knickers right now.

 

[butters]

thatsalottacake...

i think you're gonna need a bigger pair (of knickers) *cue jaws music*

 

[IrezumiKiss]

It is really an amazing feat. I'm on my fifth Skoda and I think my next should be made of cheese.

Or pasta. If they made one out of pasta, I will give a standing ovation.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Or pasta. If they made one out of pasta, I will give a standing ovation.

Ooh yes. With tomato sauce in the petrol tank and melted cheese in the windscreen washers.

 

[Jennifer]

My Fabio joke was gold! Gold, I say!

It was gold, love, but you missed the one where he's on a roller coaster and a goose flies into his face and almost breaks his nose.

That's wank worthy. With cake, of course.

 

[Jennifer]

thatsalottacake...

i think you're gonna need a bigger pair (of knickers) *cue jaws music*

fapfapfap

 

[Fata Morgana]

fapfapfap

We should reenact the final scenes of Jaws. You be Chief Brody and I'll be Jawsy. I can't swim so it will have to be in a child's paddling pool. I'll circle you menacingly and you get really pissed off and scream SMILE YOU SON OF A BITCH. As I open my gaping maw you throw in some cake and then I'll explode. We'll do it topless to keep Spaceboy happy.

 

[Super-Surprise]

http://i58.************/2z70lqt.jpg

 

[butters]

We should reenact the final scenes of Jaws. You be Chief Brody and I'll be Jawsy. I can't swim so it will have to be in a child's paddling pool. I'll circle you menacingly and you get really pissed off and scream SMILE YOU SON OF A BITCH. As I open my gaping maw you throw in some cake and then I'll explode. We'll do it topless to keep Spaceboy happy.

channel four needs you!

these comedy skits would become legendary