Shoveling.....?

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[Expertise]

At the risk of being forward I would .....

...offer to rim you and lick you for untold hours. But you confused me with all the euphamism's.

 

[DriveSouth]

No advice today, just sympathy.

A blizzard and practically alone. You could sure use a nice warm,caring, gentle AND williing body there with you.

Wish ya luck in finding comfort today!

 

[Guest]

Re: At the risk of being forward I would .....

 

[Expertise]

A little embarASSing to explain BUTT

cunnilingus= "licking"
analingus= "rimming"

 

[Guest]

 

[Expertise]

Sorry sweetie I have a relatively long tongue but it doesn't reach all the way to OK

 

[Silverlily]

Sorry sweetie I have a relatively long tongue but it doesn't reach all the way to OK

Did anyone else get the mental image of Gene Simmons just then?

 

[Expertise]

Smartass.

KE I can only lick the tip of my nose, not my eyebrows. Which, by the way, are not covered in makeup.

 

[Guest]

When I grow up..

 

[Shamrock]

Snow Shoveling

Sounds like you need a little shoveling done. I got the perfect shovel to reach every flake. It sounds like your in a hell of a blizzard so bundle up, I might have to spend hours shoveling and when it snows it pours.

 

[Guest]

Re: Smartass.

 

[Guest]

Re: When I grow up..

 

[Expertise]

LL I find it hard to believe you didn't know what rimming was. Even harder to believe that no one has done it to you. Can this be true?

 

[Guest]

Re: Snow Shoveling

 

[Expertise]

Answer the question ya' big chicken!

 

[Naked Hunny]

Fine if LL doesnt want to admit that she has never been rimmed before ill do it! But hey at least I knew what it was!! Any volumteers for letting me experience it!!

 

[Guest]

 

[Expertise]

K. Who's first?

Damn it. I just thought of something interesting I could have done weekend before last. Damn it!

 

[Guest]

 

[Expertise]

Why did I not think of that "double decker" thing before now.

I am an idiot.

 

[Guest]

 

[Naked Hunny]

Damn the stupid government!! I missed a threesome with LL and Expertise to go pay 50 dollars to get fingerprinted!! Like it was my idea or something!!

 

[Guest]