Should seamen be impressed?

[shereads]

I think it depends. What do you think?

 

[R. Richard]

Nay matey! If yer would pay a decent wage there would be no need to shanghai lads inta service. Also, yer could furnish the lads with DECENT rum, instead of tha' crap they issue it'd help. One last thing, when the lads get inta port, let 'em climb the riggin' like their daddy usta!

 

[shereads]

Nay matey! If yer would pay a decent wage there would be no need to shanghai lads inta service. Also, yer could furnish the lads with DECENT rum, instead of tha' crap they issue it'd help. One last thing, when the lads get inta port, let 'em climb the riggin' like their daddy usta!

But if you wanted to impress them, how would you go about it? Hot oil massage?

 

[woodnymph_O]

I'd go the mini skirt no panties route

 

[shereads]

I'd go the mini skirt no panties route

That could work.

I usually get them drunk at a sleazy dockside tavern and have them dragged aboard the ship by hired thugs.

 

[zeb1094]

Or tell 'em that you'll float their boat like no one else can!

 

[TheEarl]

The King's Shilling approach always seemed to work quite well...

The Earl

 

[Equinoxe]

It'll only be used as an excuse to invade Canada.

 

[TheEarl]

It'll only be used as an excuse to invade Canada.

Isn't that what Celine Dion's used for?

The Earl

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

No, it's an excuse to provoke the States into making war, so you can get revenge for losing the Revolutionary War.

 

[zeb1094]

Only when you can catch them when they come out!

 

[zeb1094]

I would have to guess we're not talk about these guys, right?

http://www.geocities.com/little_man_matt/26923emaj5v.jpeg

 

[NoJo]

Semen







(thought I'd get it over with)

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Semen







(thought I'd get it over with)

*snicker*

 

[Equinoxe]

No, it's an excuse to provoke the States into making war, so you can get revenge for losing the Revolutionary War.

Except what I said was actually true, if a bit flippant.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

But if you wanted to impress them, how would you go about it? Hot oil massage?

They spend months at sea without women. I doubt you need to impress them, you just need to lift your skirt and show them that you're not wearing any panties, and you're pretty much set.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Isn't that what Celine Dion's used for?

The Earl

No, no! Celine Dion keeps people OUT OF Canada!

 

[zeb1094]

No, no! Celine Dion keeps people OUT OF Canada!

Yeah, now they all show up in Las Vegas to watch her show!

 

[shereads]

They spend months at sea without women. I doubt you need to impress them, you just need to lift your skirt and show them that you're not wearing any panties, and you're pretty much set.

I'm surprised that the Stockholm Navel Academy is still issuing the old-style panty-hiding skirts. Orange you?

 

[shereads]

Why the long face, Celine Dion?

 

[Svenskaflicka]

I'm surprised that the Stockholm Navel Academy is still issuing the old-style panty-hiding skirts. Orange you?

I like the color of orange, but it doesn't like me.