Should penises be outlawed?

[renard_ruse]

Penises are used to commit rape. Perhaps they should all be taken away from their owners.

If it would prevent just one rape, wouldn't it be worth it?

 

[BoyNextDoor]

re·nard·ed /riˈnärdid/ Adjective

Less advanced, esp. mentally, than is usual for one's age.

 

[renard_ruse]

re·nard·ed /riˈnärdid/ Adjective

Less advanced, esp. mentally, than is usual for one's age.

Weak. Say alot of what you want about me, but I'm not stupid. I think that's what really bothers you.

 

[BoyNextDoor]

You are not stupid. However, you are renarded.

 

[SuprSalor]

Only "assault style" penis's and those capable shooting more than 3 loads need be banned as the other types are perfectly harmless after the appropriate background checks are made.

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

you weirdo lol

 

[renard_ruse]

When penises are outlawed, only outlaws will have penises.

 

[Wings]

Why are you so angry at your dick?

 

[Lancecastor]

Vetteman has 13 grandfathered penises in his house, of various sizes, and often says the Government is going to have to "pry them out of his dead hands".

 

[BotanyBoy]

Why are you so angry at your dick?

It get's me into trouble......

 

[Wings]

It get's me into trouble......

Well, stop thinking with it then.

 

[Tryharder62]

No outlawed, but strongly regulated to keep them out of the wrong hands.

 

[neci]

voluntary penis extractions can be jarred and shipped to me.

has anyone ever tried deer penis wine?

 

[Lancecastor]

Obama's daughters have access to a team of penises, 24/7.

Shouldn't yours?

 

[DevilishTexan]

Once guns are gone dicks are next. Over 7"? Need a license.



I'll need to go underground.

 

[RoryN]

^^^The dick posting above me won't need a license. He's like 5'5".

 

[killallhippies]

only if i can get one of those neato vaginas. man, those things are fucking sweet. also, a clit. you can keep the uterus, though. and i only want boobs if they're cute. no floppy pancakes for me, thank you very much.

 

[Lancecastor]

Dude, he said inches.

But you're right; he's a total dick.

 

[DevilishTexan]

^^^The dick posting above me won't need a license. He's like 5'5".

You're STILL here? Dude. get a fking life already. I know times are tough but there are still hobbies to be a had at a discount.

Even if I was 5'5 I could still rock worlds brah.

 

[RoryN]

You're STILL here? Dude. get a fking life already. I know times are tough but there are still hobbies to be a had at a discount.

Even if I was 5'5 I could still rock worlds brah.

Sure you could.

Coffee is for closers, small fry. Back on the phone.

 

[neci]

will there be pissing?

 

[GinaeEvans]

Penises are used to commit rape. Perhaps they should all be taken away from their owners.

If it would prevent just one rape, wouldn't it be worth it?

You can rape someone with more than just a penis. Perhaps we need to outlaw anything that can fit into a vagina.

 

[DevilishTexan]

Sure you could.

Coffee is for closers, small fry. Back on the phone.

Wow. See, that's what interwebs does. It freezes time for those that insist on being it's slave.

Are you fat, unattractive and living in mom's basement? I bet you're a ham radio pro.

 

[killallhippies]

ham radio? are you accusing him of being eighty?

 

[RoryN]

Wow. See, that's what interwebs does. It freezes time for those that insist on being it's slave.

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