Should I smear avocado in my hair or eat the avocado?

[Olivianna]

Big problem here. I need help.

Avocado goes really well with Wheat Thins.

 

[Rex1960]

Big problem here. I need help.

You might do both. How about that ?

And what exactly are wheat thins ?

 

[CoolidgEffect]

Where are you going to smear it? Who gets to eat it?

 

[Coca~Cola]

I would just break out the garlic salt and lime and eat the avocado.

And Wheat Thins Rock.
Totally would not have made through college without them.

 

[Olivianna]

Thanks, Rex. As always, you're a life saver.

Wheat Thins - they're an American brand of cracker. A classic middle-class favorite. Most often eaten alone or with cheese, Wheat Thins can be ethnicized through the addition of sliced avocado or hummos.

 

[Vilac]

Half and half. Snack on some....hair care with the other.

The best of both worlds! And...I'll be right over....because that sounds damn good.

V~

 

[Olivianna]

Would it be weird if I used my 'do as a dip?

 

[ClaudiusMaximus]

Avocado is too good to be wasted smearing, unless it eventually ends up in someones stomach.

 

[Vilac]

Would it be weird if I used my 'do as a dip?

Yes...that would be rather odd. Besides...I'm not dipping my wheat thins in your green hair, thanks.

Silly Olivianna. heh
V~

 

[Rex1960]

Thanks, Rex. As always, you're a life saver.

Wheat Thins - they're an American brand of cracker. A classic middle-class favorite. Most often eaten alone or with cheese, Wheat Thins can be ethnicized through the addition of sliced avocado or hummos.

I somehow like this kind of ethnicizing.

Though I wouldn't mind to dip my cracker into something more juicy

 

[perks]

eat it

 

[JadeEyes]

Did you decide yet?

I vote for "eat it".

 

[Shaq]

Eat the avocado and wear a hat.

 

[Rambling Rose]

Mayo on your wig, avocado on your cracker.

 

[kotori]

I vote half and half; and save the stone.

Your av reminds me of FLW's textile blocks.

 

[bluemuse]

Big problem here. I need help.

Avocado goes really well with Wheat Thins.

Good Lord, woman! Eat it!! I live in a place where avocados are everywhere, and I still wouldn't waste it on my hair! Wrap your hair in olive oil instead.

 

[Nora]

Re: Re: Should I smear avocado in my hair or eat the avocado?

Good Lord, woman! Eat it!! I live in a place where avocados are everywhere, and I still wouldn't waste it on my hair! Wrap your hair in olive oil instead.

I'm with bluemuse and Ramblin'. Avocados are too tasty to waste on the hair.

 

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[Olivianna]

Thank you, thank you all, for your good words.

Ok, here's what happened:
I ate the avocado. I hadn't eaten all day. I was very hungry, and avocados are very yummy. Still, though, 'cado is great for hair, and my hair is a wreck.

RR, I can't do mayo. I have spiritual, intellectual, moral, and visceral problems with mayo. Let's not go there.

Kotori, you won't believe what my AV means. Really.

Max, it isn't an eating disorder. 'Cado works wonders for dry hair. But then so does olive oil, which can be a more economical conditioner.

 

[Nora]

Is this an eating disorder?

Or pehaps one just need to cut one's hair?

I'm sorta lost.

Avocados (like mayo and olive oil) are high in fats that can help dry hair look smoother and feel softer (and thus be easier to control and just generally healthier).

Egg yolks (like in the mayo) work, too.

 

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[Olivianna]

4L,
Even better - when I scrape it off I'll mail it to you. That brown goo you receive in about a week is my gift for you.

 

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[Nora]

You say that like I have enough hair to benefit...
No wonder I've never heard of such things.

Well, there was this one food fight.

It works on body hair, too. *smiles*

 

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