Should I hang out

ManOSafety

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just to post five more times tonight or wait until I actually have something worth saying?
 
Now see darlin...

You've gotten me to post at least once more tonight :).

Hmmm, commando huh? Is that more of a turn on than the boxer briefs that seemed to fire things up a couple of days ago?
 
Absolutely not, but boxer briefs don't work with "hang out". It's my personal goal to make you really really experienced. I was there when you hit really experienced, remember?
 
Awwww...

Now I feel special since I get to have a mentor that guides me gently through those difficult stages as I grow towards guru-hood :).
 
(leaving a trail of foam earplugs)

Just follow me... :D

As for guruhood, let's not get carried away. Let's just to really really experienced, m-kay?

(Honesty, we had our doubts you'd get this far) ;)
 
Ummm...

Well Cheyenne, I didn't mean that 300 would make me a guru, just that it's one of the stepping stones on the way there...sort of like you can't become middle aged without at some point being a teenager (chronologically at least).

And now that I hear that there were some doubts about my ability to become really, really experienced, I might have to wander off and pout and decide whether or not I truly want to reach the milestone tonight or not. As enticing as the foam earplugs are....
 
Oh my, somebody's grumpy tonight.

OK, ok, forget the earplugs, how about champange and strawberries instead?
 
Oh well

I guess I've done it now...woohoo...

It had just dawned on me after my last post that, yes, I was being pretty grumpy tonight, for whatever reason, I'm not in that great of a mood.

The strawberries and champagne sound nice, though the earplugs would have probably worked too. ::sigh::
 
Thanks

Thanks sweetie, the strawberries, champagne, and earplugs were great. You rocked my world so much I think I saw fireworks :).


btw, if you were teasing about me being grumpy, you were right though, I am grumpy tonight...grrrrr
 
Oh-oh, I like being growled at, AND I growl back.

Grrrrr yourself!
 
Hey

at least I laughed a bit, you sound awfully sexy when you growl though ;-).

So if I'm wearing boxer briefs, earplugs and growling, does that just get you all hot and bothered? grrrrr, rowwwrrrr
 
ManOSafety said:
So if I'm wearing boxer briefs, earplugs and growling, does that just get you all hot and bothered?


Lose the boxer briefs.

Keep the earplugs though, I suspect things could get pretty loud, what with all the growling, and moaning, and crying out.
 
Ooops...

My four year old just woke up and wants me to lie down with him, so gotta go. Thanks for being here for me on my semi-big night :).
 
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