should I cook bacon and eggs

[dewby]

for real though

it's only 3:48 in the morning, that's not a big deal.

 

[Jennifer]

I'm not sure how I feel about that

 

[dewby]

look we can't all be as lovable as bacon and eggs, newgirl, okay

 

[Que]

I think you should eat them raw, paleo-diet style. I would discard the shells though.

 

[dewby]

for real though should i cook this or not i'm kind of high on a pain killer right now and don't know exactly how motivated i'll be when i finally end up getting off the couch

 

[dewby]

I think you should eat them raw, paleo-diet style. I would discard the shells though.

i've been lookin to live a healthier lifestyle, man, you never know. this could be the road to recovery

 

[JudasIscariot]

Just cook them, and choke on them.

Boring cunt.

Get onto my ignore list.

 

[dewby]

if i'm gonna cook them i'm not gonna choke on them, shaun, ok. doing something as exhilarant, impelling and exhausting as cooking bacon and eggs is an accomplishment that i will relish in and make it a point to get them down my throat in a timely, efficient manner as not to allow myself to meet my demise in my time of glory.

 

[dewby]

i'm doin it fuck it

 

[dolf]

go bacon!!!!1

 

[dewby]

i burnt the first 6 slices

kind of disappointed

 

[dolf]

pan too hot?

 

[dewby]

yappppp

just unacceptable

 

[dewby]

i prevailed though and cooked four more

 

[parodyluvr75]

You should have eaten them raw.

 

[dewby]

i probably would have felt a little more accomplished

 

[duranman]

Bacon makes you ugly. True. You start to resemble a pig after a while, way too close to us man...

 

[dewby]

.what

 

[parodyluvr75]

i probably would have felt a little more accomplished

I think it would have given you a tummy ache.

 

[dewby]

yaeh at least i woulda felt awesome though

 

[parodyluvr75]

The tummy ache?

 

[dewby]

no just like a manimal for downing 3 raw solid eggs i wouldn't need protein for days