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Should fortune cookies be done away with?

phrodeau

phrodeau

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Why should people who eat in Chinese restaurants be entitled to this handout? How many fortunes have been made or lost inside those folded wafers?

If we ever hope to reduce the debt, we will need to save a fortune or two.
 
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No.

Mine said I will live on the moon within my lifetime! Don't deny me my moon walk jokes, that shall be totally lost on the generation watching me!
 
I keep getting shit that is in no way a fortune. I got one the other day that said, "Beauty is your greatest asset". THAT IS NOT A PREDICTION. I mean... I don't even think that's truthful. Fuck you, you shallow-ass desert.
 
phrodeau said:
Why should people who eat in Chinese restaurants be entitled to this handout? How many fortunes have been made or lost inside those folded wafers?

If we ever hope to reduce the debt, we will need to save a fortune or two.
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This was my last fortune. On the back it said I was suppose to ask the first person that talked about fortunes? Coincidence?????:D

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Tryharder62 said:
This was my last fortune. On the back it said I was suppose to ask the first person that talked about fortunes? Coincidence?????:D
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"There are no accidents, there is no coincidence. There is only *Fate." -- Chinese/Japanese proverb.

;)









*the Japanese word used in the proverb is "Hitsuzen," which is slightly different then the English concept of "fate." But fate is still the closest word I have to describe it, so I simply redefined fate a little. :cool:
 
I don't know why I still eat them when I get Chinese food. Habit I suppose. Plus they're "free".
 
I need to eat less Chinese food... there's a Chinese restaurant right next to where I work and the dude who works the to-go counter place is super cute and I'm 99% sure he's gay, but we live in a REALLY conservative town and neither of us are brave enough to make the first move because we're always in front of the people we work with...

Oh, but my original point was that I eat there every day and it's making me fat, and I worked SO HARD not to be fat. I was putting on my pants this morning and realized that I'm kinda... filling out. I guess I need to work out more...
 
Once-ler said:
I keep getting shit that is in no way a fortune. I got one the other day that said, "Beauty is your greatest asset". THAT IS NOT A PREDICTION. I mean... I don't even think that's truthful. Fuck you, you shallow-ass desert.
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Once-ler said:
I need to eat less Chinese food... there's a Chinese restaurant right next to where I work and the dude who works the to-go counter place is super cute and I'm 99% sure he's gay, but we live in a REALLY conservative town and neither of us are brave enough to make the first move because we're always in front of the people we work with...

Oh, but my original point was that I eat there every day and it's making me fat, and I worked SO HARD not to be fat. I was putting on my pants this morning and realized that I'm kinda... filling out. I guess I need to work out more...
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"i absently reached for the chopsticks, and felt his hand touch mine as he reached for his also, sending the most wonderful electric jolt up my arm, and into my heart..."
 
Once-ler said:
I need to eat less Chinese food... there's a Chinese restaurant right next to where I work and the dude who works the to-go counter place is super cute and I'm 99% sure he's gay, but we live in a REALLY conservative town and neither of us are brave enough to make the first move because we're always in front of the people we work with...

Oh, but my original point was that I eat there every day and it's making me fat, and I worked SO HARD not to be fat. I was putting on my pants this morning and realized that I'm kinda... filling out. I guess I need to work out more...
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dude i haven't seen you but i'm guessing you're pretty thin, and stressing about fat for no reason

if there's anything that needs to addressed as far as conservation, it's wooden chopsticks. we're leveling whole forests so americans can feel chinese for 5 minutes while they shovel their moo goo gai pan into their yaps :(
 
pete1968 said:
dude i haven't seen you but i'm guessing you're pretty thin, and stressing about fat for no reason

if there's anything that needs to addressed as far as conservation, it's wooden chopsticks. we're leveling whole forests so americans can feel chinese for 5 minutes while they shovel their moo goo gai pan into their yaps :(
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I was pretty thin- I hit my ideal weight but now I'm getting chubby again. It's not all vanity. My dad had a heart attack, my mom and dad both have the diabetes, etc etc. I didn't quit smoking to OD on sweet & sour chicken.
 
Once-ler said:
I was pretty thin- I hit my ideal weight but now I'm getting chubby again. It's not all vanity. My dad had a heart attack, my mom and dad both have the diabetes, etc etc. I didn't quit smoking to OD on sweet & sour chicken.
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let's see a pic, yo

did your parents get diabetes late in life, or were they born it it?
 
Well, I gotta get ready for work. If it still fucks up after I'm dressed and primped I'll try again.

They're on imgur. That's what I use as a photo-storage site.
 
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