Should DesEsseintes write a crowd-sourced story a month in 2016?

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[PoppingTom]

Off course, not.











Edit: I'm even too lazy to vote.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

I've been asked a few times over the last couple of years to write a story on Lit, and I have toyed with the idea more than once. But, being congenitally lazy and incapable of stirring myself to such activity entirely alone, I thought it might be fun to seek the wisdom of the GB crowd on the matter. I am happy to be directed as to the genre, and may even seek opening/closing lines. It could be a challenge worth trying, I think. Or not.

So, let me unnerstan' this right...you'll set a goal to write a story a month and hopefully have twelve stories by the end of the year?

 

[Fata Morgana]

As long as no animals are harmed during the making of this project I am 100% behind you.

But where's the Erotic Marmalade option?

Cunt.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Everyone should vote the Incest option only, just to piss off Mr. Happy Sunshine and send him into conniptions.

 

[lovetoread]

Des needs to write me some m/m/m/m/m/f stories.

 

[lovetoread]

Des needs to write me some m/m/m/m/m/f stories.

I am ok with all the males being related.

 

[PoppingTom]

How much do you pay me to read that stories?

 

[jezzilee]

You can write whichever category you want to. I would read it, or better yet...you should read it and post the voice clips. I would love to listen to you as I am drifting off to sleep (and yes you can imagine that drifting off to sleep is a euphemism for something else.)

 

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[4est_4est_Gump]

That's the plan! One for each Apostle, the dirty fuckers.

The only good one would be the Book of Judas...

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Des needs to write me some m/m/m/m/m/f stories.

I say make one that's f/f/f/f/f/m/m/t.

Just to spice things up a notch.

 

[lovetoread]

Duly noted.

Also, yikes.

The men must touch in some way. Its a way better story when its included.

 

[PoppingTom]

The only good one would be the Book of Judas...

The only good one would be the one he doesn't write.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

The only good one would be the one he doesn't write.

Sounds like the chirping of a jealous, talentless hack...


:shrug:

 

[Aglaopheme]

Yes he should.

 

[PoppingTom]

Sounds like the chirping of a jealous, talentless hack...

Let's talk about talents and jealousies after he wrote his first "masterpiece"...

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Let's talk about talents and jealousies after he wrote his first "masterpiece"...

You've written?

Is your first name Günter?

 

[Fata Morgana]

The men must touch in some way. Its a way better story when its included.

They could dip their knobs in marmalade (thick cut) then have a cockfight.

 

[lovetoread]

They could dip their knobs in marmalade (thick cut) then have a cockfight.

My body is ready!!

 

[PoppingTom]

You've written?

I wrote something without crowdfunding, in both English and German.

And I wouldn’t even continue with crowdfunding.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I wrote something without crowdfunding, in both English and German.

And I wouldn’t even continue with crowdfunding.

Mr. Grass, have you made amends for your NAZI past?

 

[PoppingTom]

Mr. Grass, have you made amends for your NAZI past?

Mr. Dumbass, Grass is dead already, and you're as funny as as wanker.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Mr. Dumbass, Grass is dead already, and you're as funny as as wanker.

So, you are a talentless hack and Anglophile.



Always hoped that I'd be an apostle,
Knew that I could make it if I tried...