Should Break come drinking with me Saturday?

[Freya]

If I promise not to dump him for the bouncer, and only make him buy me a few drinks, should he come celebrate my birthday with me?

 

[breakwall]

I'm PMing Killswitch for advice as we speak.

 

[pinkstarfish]

No.

Drinking is bad for you.

 

[breakwall]

No.

Drinking is bad for you.

so is sex. Look at what it did to YOU. None of your old clothes fit.

 

[KyleW]

Are you going to the Olive Garden?

 

[**Emmie**]

Yes, drinking and breakwall are fine when done in moderation. Enjoy!

 

[SweetBrie]

I'd like to come along too. I'll even buy a few.

 

[Aliea]

He promised to rake my lawn this weekend. Leaves you know.

 

[Freya]

Are you going to the Olive Garden?

We've already had the fancy date at Red Lobster.

 

[pinkstarfish]

so is sex. Look at what it did to YOU. None of your old clothes fit.

Well at least it's not because of a protruding liver!

 

[Freya]

I'd like to come along too. I'll even buy a few.

You're more than welcome. Get Break to pick you up in his spiffy Station wagon.

Aliea, he can do the leaves Sunday. I won't be keeping him overnight.

 

[breakwall]

He promised to rake my lawn this weekend. Leaves you know.

Is that what you meant by giving me a "blower"? Shit.

 

[tortoise]

Yes. Yes he should.

 

[SweetBrie]

You're more than welcome. Get Break to pick you up in his spiffy Station wagon.

Aliea, he can do the leaves Sunday. I won't be keeping him overnight.

Great, I need a night out.

 

[SexyWench]

If I promise not to dump him for the bouncer, and only make him buy me a few drinks, should he come celebrate my birthday with me?

Yes he should
I'd be careful though, he's making notes in that "first move thread" of his


and Happy Birthday

 

[breakwall]

Yes he should
I'd be careful though, he's making notes in that "first move thread" of his


and Happy Birthday

and I've been reading this "How To Flirt" handbook.

I swear to GOD, I'm going to get laid before this decade is out, if it KILLS me.

 

[tNs]

*sigh*

Where the heck is my invite????

 

[breakwall]

*sigh*

Where the heck is my invite????

I'll get to you next time cupcake.
*pats cheek*

 

[Marathonman]

I might be in Toronto this weekend... can I tag along?













and by "toronto" I mean my living room.

 

[Guest]

 

[tNs]

I'll get to you next time cupcake.
*pats cheek*

Is that a "no" you're not welcome to join us?

Ohhhhh.......you patting my cheek???

I knew it was you at the lit-together!!!!

 

[revelator]

If I promise not to dump him for the bouncer, and only make him buy me a few drinks, should he come celebrate my birthday with me?

Of course not.

The man has no HEAD, for Chrissakes. Studies have shown conclusively that headless mean have very few conversational skills, are extremely sloppy drinkers, and can not eat pussy to save their lives.

Talk about ruining a birthday celebration . . . he couldn't even help you blow out the candles.

 

[SweetBrie]

*sigh*

Where the heck is my invite????

Just show up.

 

[tNs]

Just show up.

Oh gawd no.......I would never do that.

 

[luxey313]

I vote he can, only if he wears the mullet and plaid coat.