Shotgun weddings...

[Shagly]

Dag burn it, I am on a little vacation in Dallas and on the hunt to marry a hot little midwest farmers daughter before I get back up North to New York.

They must be hiding out somewhere.

I figure if Bonnie & Clyde met around these parts so could I.

 

[Shagly]

My momma told me there would be days like this.

 

[HeartofGold]

Mom always told me life was like a box of chocolates...

 

[Shagly]

Mom always told me life was like a box of chocolates...

Does that mean Weight Watchers?

 

[heartoftexasgrl]

Does the shotgun wedding also require the unplanned pregnancy?

 

[Shagly]

Does the shotgun wedding also require the unplanned pregnancy?

Not if you go to Planned Parenthood meetings.

I go to them, that's because I'm a nursing student and I want to plan on having kids.

<sighs>

 

[Shagly]

Where have the vibrating water beds gone?

 

[Guttergoddess]

Shag, honey, when the Daddy of the girl holds the shotgun to your head and forces the wedding....that's one thing....but when you're holding the shotgun to the girl's head....that's called kidnapping...and usually involves a lfe sentence......you don't want to be paying for nursing school from behind bars...and I'm fairly certain YOU can't get pregnant...though you will make Bubba a very lovely wife!