Short and Funny Jokes

[Soulless Soldier]

Mommy Mommy!!

What is it Tommy?

This girl in school kissed Me!!

Aww my little boy has a girlfriend

But its strange

How so Tommy?

She didn't kiss me one the lips or cheek

Where did she kiss you at son?

'Little tommy whipped out his little pecker and showed her where the red lipstick was'

Little girls wear make up?

Only if little girls are the teachers mommy

 

[Tabby432]

That's not a joke. That's child abuse.

 

[It'sasecret]

So not funny

 

[LadyDarkFire]

Disgusting

 

[curvacious]

This is funny WHY??? It's more like MaryKay Luterno -ICKY!