shy slave
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Thought I would share this with you. As i am still smiling at my idiocy.
My Master has given me clear instructions about the type of underwear He wishes me to wear when we next meet.
It is my sons birthday soon so I arranged to meet my ex-husband (who is very very vanilla) in the city to have lunch, get the present etc.
Tried to get the underwear before I met my ex but no luck.
Ended up shopping in BDSM & lingerie shops all round the city with my ex in tow, looking for the right damn underwear.
Only when we were on our third shop did my ex point out that it was probably tactless of me to be shopping with him; whilst looking for underwear to wear for someone else.
This had just not occured to me!!
I suddenly stopped and stared at him, as I was just about to ask his opinion on a black latex number!
I laughed so much that I nearly wet myself, and had to run off to the ladies.
Why hadn't it occured to me ? God only knows!!
It just seemed completly normal to shop for underwear with him, even to the point of asking his opinion
I guess for Christmas I will be getting that book "How to win friends and influence People" or The Art of Tact & Diplomacy"
To give him his due he never batted an eyelid at some of the shops we went in, even though I know he was not aware they even existed.
He just thinks I have become a pervert.... lol
My Master has given me clear instructions about the type of underwear He wishes me to wear when we next meet.
It is my sons birthday soon so I arranged to meet my ex-husband (who is very very vanilla) in the city to have lunch, get the present etc.
Tried to get the underwear before I met my ex but no luck.
Ended up shopping in BDSM & lingerie shops all round the city with my ex in tow, looking for the right damn underwear.
Only when we were on our third shop did my ex point out that it was probably tactless of me to be shopping with him; whilst looking for underwear to wear for someone else.
This had just not occured to me!!
I suddenly stopped and stared at him, as I was just about to ask his opinion on a black latex number!
I laughed so much that I nearly wet myself, and had to run off to the ladies.
Why hadn't it occured to me ? God only knows!!
It just seemed completly normal to shop for underwear with him, even to the point of asking his opinion
I guess for Christmas I will be getting that book "How to win friends and influence People" or The Art of Tact & Diplomacy"
To give him his due he never batted an eyelid at some of the shops we went in, even though I know he was not aware they even existed.
He just thinks I have become a pervert.... lol
