Shoot ME!!!!!! Kill Me !!!!! PLEAASEEEEE

[registered "^^"]

short history of my run of "good luck"

May 99.....slight stroke...no damage
Sept. 99.....reel of copper wire ran over my right little toe, lost the second joint in it.
Nov. 99......slipped on ice dislocated thumb and tore muscle in my shoulder.
Apr. 2000 slipped off muddy truck.....stress fracture to right ankle(still has not healed properly)
July 2001....ripped hiatal muscle loose lifting to much weight
TODAY.......dropped 60 pound cable tray bracket on my left toe...shattered it........at least i had an appointment for my ankle tomorrow, now they can work on both!!!!!!

All dates approximate.....lost my fucking mind too!!!!!!

Any bets that Bin Laden turns out to be my ex-wife!!!!!!!!

 

[Marxist]

Friend, you need to give up. Just let Killer Muff blow your brains out.


I didn't mean it like that you pervs.

 

[lazarus UK]

Friend, you need to give up. Just let Killer Muff blow your brains out.


I didn't mean it like that you pervs.

Of course, if you had it would entirely fit in with his recent experiences ....

 

[registered "^^"]

GOD DAMN>>>>>>I NEED DRUGS!!!

 

[OUTSIDER]

short history of my run of "good luck"

May 99.....slight stroke...no damage
Sept. 99.....reel of copper wire ran over my right little toe, lost the second joint in it.
Nov. 99......slipped on ice dislocated thumb and tore muscle in my shoulder.
Apr. 2000 slipped off muddy truck.....stress fracture to right ankle(still has not healed properly)
July 2001....ripped hiatal muscle loose lifting to much weight
TODAY.......dropped 60 pound cable tray bracket on my left toe...shattered it........at least i had an appointment for my ankle tomorrow, now they can work on both!!!!!!

All dates approximate.....lost my fucking mind too!!!!!!

Any bets that Bin Laden turns out to be my ex-wife!!!!!!!!

To misquote Oscar Wilde...."to have one accident is bad luck, to have two accidents is awful luck.....to have anymore....and your'e just a clumsy fuck"

Acctualy I hope your'e well soon...and slow down before you kill your self.

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[Renegade]

Any bets that Bin Laden turns out to be my ex-wife!!!!!!!!

Nah. He doesn't seem like your type for some reason.

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[Renegade]

LMAO...you just don't know him very well!

 

[TigerClaw]

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[Shy Tall Guy]

Re: Re: Shoot ME!!!!!! Kill Me !!!!! PLEAASEEEEE

To misquote Oscar Wilde...."to have one accident is bad luck, to have two accidents is awful luck.....to have anymore....and your'e just a clumsy fuck"

I'm not a clumsy fuck - I am a total klutz and reformed reckless driver:

1964 - wipe out on my bicycle such that I require crutches for a few weeks (left ankle foot very swollen).

1970 - get in a fight one week before my brother's wedding, and show up at the wedding with two swollen black eyes and a broken nose. Yeah, yeah - I ran into a door, no I fell off my bike, yeah, that's my story and I'm sticking to it.

1971 - A lady pulls out in front of me and I t-bone her.

1971 - I get that car fixed and I get a dent in it when I try to run down a guy who pointing a gun at me because I have his girlfriend in my car.

1972 - I pitchpole (flip end for end) that same car going 85 MPH going into a ditch, come out upside down, slide down the road upside down (without a seat belt), hit a ditch on the other side and pitchpole the car again landing right side up in the ditch.

1973 - Lay my motorcycle down in traffic and just barely miss being run over by following cars.

1977 - A city bus pulls out in front of me and I t-bone it totalling a car I just bought.

1977 - While driving over a bridge I stop just in time to keep from rear ending someone stopped on a bridge with a flat tire - but don't avoid being hit by the person behind me.

1977 - I screw up me ears in a rescue exercise in a pool.

1984 - Spin my Scout around in the snow and crunch a fender.

1988 - Get hit from behind in traffic.

1989 - Get hit from behing in traffic.

1995 - Drop my motorcycle on my foot while showing off - winding up in the hospital.

1997 - Drop my motorcycle on I-90 cracking my sternum and bending the bike a little.

The dates might be a little off - there were so many they all blend together....

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Sending thoughts of luck your way

I had a business partner like that once, always seemed to be raining on her.

 

[seXieleXie]

i'm a klutz and very accident prone. pathetically enough, most of the things i do are the result of falling (off my bike, down the stairs, out of a tree, etc)

1987- broke all 4 of my fingers and 2 bones in my hand
1992- compound fracture of my radius
1993- broke my tibia and patella and dislocated my kneecap
1993- broken nose, 2 broken ribs
1995- broke my collar bone
1995- fractured my humorus right above the elbow
1996- shattered my heel
1998- fractured my lower arm (forget which bone) and then developed an infection of accompanying abrasion

 

[registered "^^"]

LMAO...you just don't know him very well!

"^^"

 

[registered "^^"]

GGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

I have a pill or 50 that I could lend you!

Dammit bear...if you dont want to be back at work...why didnt you just quit???

Went back to help ex. with her bills!!!!!!!.........NO MORE MR. NICE GUY!!!!!!!1

 

[Marxist]

Re: GGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Went back to help ex. with her bills!!!!!!!.........NO MORE MR. NICE GUY!!!!!!!1

Shy Tall Guy--How much more proof do you need about nice? Injuries and suicidal tendencies.......

 

[freakygirl]

ummm........

break a leg

oh wait.. that's not the right one..

ok....

Be careful.. Good Luck




Is that the right thing to say??

Oh.. I know..

stay away from me..

 

[registered "^^"]

ummm........

break a leg

oh wait.. that's not the right one..

ok....

Be careful.. Good Luck




Is that the right thing to say??

Oh.. I know..

stay away from me..

Hmmmmm what was your address freaky!!!!

 

[freakygirl]

Hmmmmm what was your address freaky!!!!

Ummmm Freakville Washington

It's south of Seattle on the coast

Hey, you aren't the only one with bad luck.. I kicked my car on Saturday, getting into the back seat.. I dislocated my knee.. and ofcourse it was the knee that I cracked the knee cap on 15 years ago.. so now.. they are wanting to do surgery. I think i'll ignore the pain awhile. Surgery isn't all that appealing to me..

 

[registered "^^"]

uhhhhhhhhh

Ummmm Freakville Washington

It's south of Seattle on the coast

Hey, you aren't the only one with bad luck.. I kicked my car on Saturday, getting into the back seat.. I dislocated my knee.. and ofcourse it was the knee that I cracked the knee cap on 15 years ago.. so now.. they are wanting to do surgery. I think i'll ignore the pain awhile. Surgery isn't all that appealing to me..

never mind, I may die around you!!!!

 

[LRC]

short history of my run of "good luck"

May 99.....slight stroke...no damage
Sept. 99.....reel of copper wire ran over my right little toe, lost the second joint in it.
Nov. 99......slipped on ice dislocated thumb and tore muscle in my shoulder.
Apr. 2000 slipped off muddy truck.....stress fracture to right ankle(still has not healed properly)
July 2001....ripped hiatal muscle loose lifting to much weight
TODAY.......dropped 60 pound cable tray bracket on my left toe...shattered it........at least i had an appointment for my ankle tomorrow, now they can work on both!!!!!!

All dates approximate.....lost my fucking mind too!!!!!!

Any bets that Bin Laden turns out to be my ex-wife!!!!!!!!

YIKES!!!!!!!!!! Now I see why your av is back in the can. Duck and cover man, duck and cover!

Feel better honey.........

 

[Problem Child]

What is this, the idiot-klutz thread?

 

[registered "^^"]

What is this, the idiot-klutz thread?

Sure as hell seems like it from my point of view!

 

[Problem Child]

I've had my share of fuck-ups, but I'll keep 'em to myself for now. hope your ankle feels better soon.