Shocking revelation from my Ex-girlfriend!!!

[medjay]

I was hanging out with an old girlfriend today and she told me in a very off-hand manner that while we were back in college she and her friends all had a bet going as to which one of them would be the first to fuck me.

The sad part is it's six years later and I was still oblivious! These were girls I hung out with, drinking and watching movies and I never once picked up on the fact that they were scheming to get into my pants. The only reason my ex succeeded is because she was the only one who pulled her pants down and put her pussy in my face.

This isn't new to me, however. I always find out after the fact that a woman was interested in me. I'm always clueless.

Ladies, what to you do when you throw yourself at a guy and he's just too dense to realize it?

How many guys have missed out on countless relationships due to being obtuse?

 

[dreamer]

Just call me Captain Obtuse. I find myself in bed with a woman wanting to ask...is this ok??

Hehe...pathetic I know but it sure would be nice if they'd come right out and be direct enough for us subtlety disabled.

 

[manofsteel52]

I was hanging out with an old girlfriend today and she told me in a very off-hand manner that while we were back in college she and her friends all had a bet going as to which one of them would be the first to fuck me.

The sad part is it's six years later and I was still oblivious! These were girls I hung out with, drinking and watching movies and I never once picked up on the fact that they were scheming to get into my pants. The only reason my ex succeeded is because she was the only one who pulled her pants down and put her pussy in my face.

This isn't new to me, however. I always find out after the fact that a woman was interested in me. I'm always clueless.

Ladies, what to you do when you throw yourself at a guy and he's just too dense to realize it?

How many guys have missed out on countless relationships due to being obtuse?

I'm with you, man.
Always the last to know.
I've had people tell me that women were making a pass at me, but I didn't have a clue!

Let this be a lesson, ladies. Don't be subtle with men. We're stupid! Ya gotta hit me in the side of the head with a 2 x 4 if you want to get my attention!


Or, sticking your pussy in my face will work too.....

 

[dreamer]

Re: Re: Shocking revelation from my Ex-girlfriend!!!

Or, sticking your pussy in my face will work too.....

As long as it's RIGHT UP THERE...don't mess around de-panting and expecting me to 'understand' what you're hitting at. It needs to be eye level.

 

[cybergirly]

Sticking my pussy in someones face?


Damn I knew I was doing something wrong...

 

[someplace]

I've recently found that

a provocative picture of my bosom works wonders in getting the point across.

 

[medjay]

This is going a little far back but in high school I considered myself to be a slightly weird, friendly guy; not super popular but not a reject either.

It wasn't until after I graduated that I found out every year the girls at the school compiled a list of the top ten most fuckable seniors. And I was in the top five! I never knew! I graduated wondering why I couldn't find a girlfriend!

 

[MNGuy]

This is going a little far back but in high school I considered myself to be a slightly weird, friendly guy; not super popular but not a reject either.

It wasn't until after I graduated that I found out every year the girls at the school compiled a list of the top ten most fuckable seniors. And I was in the top five! I never knew! I graduated wondering why I couldn't find a girlfriend!

Hey, gives me new spin on my years of loserhood!! It wasn't that I was striking out, I was just too intimidating for them.

 

[calypso_21]

I've never been one to be shy about stating my intentions...this said...I've still come across some dense ones. Down the road, just as you mentioned, I get...

"Oh My God...you're kidding me? I would have been all over you if I'd known."

I guess my problem was that I was over dressed.

Hmm...now that I think back. The one time I stripped...I was with him for a long time.

 

[deliciously_naughty]

I'm used to dating shy guys so I've gotten very direct over the years. It's amazing what kissing a guy or saying "I want to take you home" will do. And shy guys are usually best in bed, along with comp geeks...get them between the sheets and it's hallelujah time!

 

[intrigued]

I think so much can be said just with ones eyes, and their body language. Maybe you need to hone up these skills, as we aren't all gifted with a smooth line, or the ability to be blunt.
As a woman, I allow my eyes and my smile to say what I just can't say...

 

[SimGuy]

Wow, I'm not alone.

When I FINALLY got engaged - long ago and far away, one woman got angry because she thought everyone and especially I knew she had dibs on me. Another woman - married - expressed her gratitude that I was no longer available because she always felt sexual responses when I was around her.

Even now, women tell me they think I'm handsome, yet I'm totally oblivious if they show any interest beyond a glance in my general direction.

Those who have been obvious enough for me to understand they are interested have confirmed what DeliciouslyNaughty has shared. The shy guys are definitely worth being somewhat obvious when flirting with them.

 

[SlowHand89]

I don't know how many times I've just been sitting around doing nothing in particular, watching tv, doing paperwork, drinking coffee, whatever, and I get hit with the revelation "Dammit, she wanted me". I can think of at least f girls that put the moves on me and I was just fucking clueless at the time.

~ shakes head ~

i can be such a dork.

 

[MNGuy]

The attitude you have to have all the time is:

"They all want me. Come and get it."

 

[medjay]

I think so much can be said just with ones eyes, and their body language. Maybe you need to hone up these skills, as we aren't all gifted with a smooth line, or the ability to be blunt.
As a woman, I allow my eyes and my smile to say what I just can't say...

Women don't need smooth lines! You can say anything, it doesn't matter. No man in his right mind will reject a woman if she comes up to him. Even if she's ugly. Yeah, he might not call later but he will talk to you because his ego has been stroked.

Women have no reason to be scared to speak up.

 

[naudiz]

This is why you can't go wrong with grabbing a guy by the lapels, slamming him up against a wall, and looking him in the eye as you say, "Give me your seed, Earth man."

Hey, it got me engaged.

 

[deliciously_naughty]

naudiz...so that's what I need to do to get a ring when I want one? Hot damn, thanks for the tip! I'll be sure to use that 5 or so years down the line when I'm out of my wild twenties

 

[naudiz]

Well, doing that once will get you laid. Making a habit of it might get you married.

 

[deliciously_naughty]

lol..just another reason I worship at the shrine of naudiz (besides the little dancing av, of course)

 

[SimGuy]

The attitude you have to have all the time is:

"They all want me. Come and get it."

That's the true irony of it all.

The male ego is definitely alive and well.
That is the part of me that is convinced that absolutely every woman should be throwing herself at me.....and the ones that are married or committed to some other guy, just hasn't had the opportunity to meet me yet!!

Oh Yeah!! The Male Ego is there, OBVLIVIOUS but THERE!

 

[MNGuy]

This is why you can't go wrong with grabbing a guy by the lapels, slamming him up against a wall, and looking him in the eye as you say, "Give me your seed, Earth man."

Hey, it got me engaged.

THAT'S NOT FAIR!!!

If a guy grabs a woman by her, slams her up against the wall, looks her in the eye, (I mean in the eye, not at her boobs), and says, "I'll give you my seed, Earth woman," he will get brought up on charges.

 

[naudiz]

Subtle differences. Lapels don't have nerve endings. A directive is not a threat.

Though if I guy did that to me, depending on the situation, I'd either fall over laughing or put my fist through his stomach.

Edited to add: Besides, what are the odds he'd look her in the eye instead of staring at her boobs?

 

[intrigued]

Women don't need smooth lines! You can say anything, it doesn't matter. No man in his right mind will reject a woman if she comes up to him. Even if she's ugly. Yeah, he might not call later but he will talk to you because his ego has been stroked.

Women have no reason to be scared to speak up.

I am not in the least bit scared, its just that I prefer to act like the lady that I am. He needs to make the first move...once he does, I am quite adept at speaking freely. Until he does, my eyes will tell their story.

 

[intrigued]

THAT'S NOT FAIR!!!

If a guy grabs a woman by her, slams her up against the wall, looks her in the eye, (I mean in the eye, not at her boobs), and says, "I'll give you my seed, Earth woman," he will get brought up on charges.

Well, yeah....initially.

Theres just something about being ravished....being so desired that they just can't wait another second...they simply must have you.

 

[SimGuy]

I am not in the least bit scared, its just that I prefer to act like the lady that I am. He needs to make the first move...once he does, I am quite adept at speaking freely. Until he does, my eyes will tell their story.

We ARE talking about shy guys.... Aren't we???