Shitty authors

[Guest]

Hello.

 

[pop_54]

Hello

 

[Guest]

I hate Lionel Richie.

 

[pop_54]

Hmm... Is she local? can't say I know her.

 

[Guest]

Eyup, Pops. We've got a free thread. Care for a shag?

Perdita

 

[pop_54]

Eyup, Pops. We've got a free thread. Care for a shag?

Perdita

Fucking right darling... get your knickers off

 

[Guest]

Fucking right darling... get your knickers off

What knickers?

 

[pop_54]

What knickers?

Yowserrrrrrrrr!!!!!!! diving in

 

[Just-Legal]

Ack!!

*covers her "innocent" eyes*

Hello!

 

[Guest]

Hi JL. We finished a long time ago.

Love the hair, Perdita

 

[Just-Legal]

Well thank you!

Blue or Green next?

((AN: Its photoshop, I *swear*))

-- H

 

[Guest]

I'd like to see blue, but go through the rainbow if you like. It's a great pic. on its own. You have a lush face (and I still remember 'the eye').

Perdita

 

[Guest]

Hello thread.

Editor's honest opinion and advice wanted.

Apply on this thread for the position.

There won't be any pay check for forseeable future.

 

[PAUL C]

confused

have i missed something?

that looks like Killer Muffins ass on Chilled Vodka's Av.

(I prefer my vodka chilled, drank quickly)

 

[pop_54]

Re: confused

have i missed something?

that looks like Killer Muffins ass on Chilled Vodka's Av.

(I prefer my vodka chilled, drank quickly)

*Hic*

 

[Guest]

Never mind.

I thought you were my editor.

Carry on.

 

[sweetnpetite]

Re: confused

have i missed something?

that looks like Killer Muffins ass on Chilled Vodka's Av.

(I prefer my vodka chilled, drank quickly)

I noticed that- and then I noticed that it's Chilled Vodka2.

Is CV2 the same as the original CV? Are any one of them KM? Is anyone going to answer these pressing questions???

 

[Guest]

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[Guest]

Thanks.

How would you like my stories to be forwarded to you?

I could cut & paste in PMs, but I fear it has word number limmit.

Or, you could send me your e-mail address in PM.

Or if you'd like to be spam sent by Russian mafia, you can list your e-mail on this thread.

Till later,

CV2

 

[Guest]

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[Guest]

OK, I got it.

Perhaps you should edit and delete the address now. Are you spam protected? You probably are. Smart move.

P.S.
There is a new cool story on the 'new stories' section.

Go and read 'Dragon Sweat'. It's hysterically good.

 

[AngeloMichael]

Hrmmm

I thought this was gonna be a thread about Terry Goodkind and Robert Newcomb.

 

[Guest]

Hey, AngeloMichael.

I know you are genius and all, but what with those paintings of well muscled women with silicone tits?

You invented those plastic look hundreds of years before our time. Thanks for that, man.

 

[AngeloMichael]

You are quite welcome, but I really owe it all to paint by numbers.

 

[Guest]

Do you go, "Ah, fuck it!" and gamble, or do you go for %s?

N.B.
%s don't make you get laid.

But, might make you write better-recieved stories.