Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, Cocksucker, Motherfucker and Tits.

[Guest]

You know, it's been a long time since I heard George Carlin's rant on the Seven Dirty Words.

With all the talk lately of TITS (covered up, draped or jiggling about? You choose your fav!) I just couldn't resist.

http://www.erenkrantz.com/Humor/SevenDirtyWords.shtml

A small trip down Memory Lane -

And words, you know the seven don't you? Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, Cocksucker, Motherfucker, and Tits, huh? Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that will infect your soul, curve your spine and keep the country from winning the war.

Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, Cocksucker, Motherfucker, and Tits, wow.

Tits doesn't even belong on the list, you know. It's such a friendly sounding word. It sounds like a nickname. 'Hey, Tits, come here. Tits, meet Toots, Toots, Tits, Tits, Toots.' It sounds like a snack doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is, right. But I don't mean the sexist snack, I mean, New Nabisco Tits. The new Cheese Tits, and Corn Tits and Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits Onion Tits, Tater Tits, Yeah. Betcha can't eat just one.

 

[shereads]

The words that would never be heard on TV.

Then we decided they were the words that would never be heard on American network TV. The big 3.

Then NYPD blue used "shit," and I heard they used the "F" word, thoough I'm not sure. But that was before Janet Jackson and NippleGate...

 

[Guest]

I've heard them use "shit" and also "tits".

But I don't think they ever used the big F word.

(Then again, it's been awhile since I watched the show . . . )

 

[Guest]

And My mother was shocked hen she heard Lara Holt say, "A real Comer." on Remmington Steele nearly 25 years ago. Naturally it wasn't said in that context but you don't know my mother.

 

[doormouse]

You're a Dingobreath, Wombatfaced, Lowflyin Piece Of Cockatoo Shit

If your momma weren't so ugly the word wouldn't be in the dictionary!!!


Gently Caresses your cock...And Begins To Massage your SHOCKINGLY SMALL SHRIVELLED DISFIGURED Excuse FOR A DICK Thinking...."I Wonder If you Know That The Operation Was A Waste Of Money And A Total FLOP!!!!

er.... sorry, thought this was the vent thread

 

[Guest]

MexTits , aye aye aye.

Perdita

 

[Weird Harold]

You know, it's been a long time since I heard George Carlin's rant on the Seven Dirty Words.

The Seven Words You can't say on Television is one of the classic rants against censorship; not to mention one of the funniest comedy bits ever.

However, I have a tape of "George Carlin Live" from about ten years after he first did that routine.

He closed the show with that bit, followed by the comment that there were now (at that point in time) more than seven words that couldn't be said on television. He opened a scroll and proceeded to read the added words -- the scroll ran off the stage and about ten rows up into the audience!

Of course the "two-way" words part of the bit are almost as funny -- "You can prick your finger, but, by golly, you'd better not finger your prick."

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

I saw that special not long ago on HBO. I've seen the one with the scroll too. Very funny .

 

[SensualMale]

You're a Dingobreath, Wombatfaced, Lowflyin Piece Of Cockatoo Shit

If your momma weren't so ugly the word wouldn't be in the dictionary!!!


Gently Caresses your cock...And Begins To Massage your SHOCKINGLY SMALL SHRIVELLED DISFIGURED Excuse FOR A DICK Thinking...."I Wonder If you Know That The Operation Was A Waste Of Money And A Total FLOP!!!!

er.... sorry, thought this was the vent thread

DAMN!

 

[pop_54]

I think our telly was finally dragged into the 20th century in the 60's and 70's... All was polite and swear word free... Suddenly 'Monty Python's Flying Circus' hit the BBC... and it was the end of the innocence.