shhhh it's a secret

[bemysecret]

now i have your attention...

i am a newbee to LIT and i thought this may be a good chance to introduce myself and maybe someone will take pitty.

if there are any women on LIT who fancy the task of training a pitiful specimen like myself then feel free to shout.

well that is my little hello, and now to sit back and wait for the floods of replies i supose, or will i end up a little dissapointed.