SHHH... Bobtoad had a date tonite!!

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Thanks to my expert dating advice Mr. Toad scored a date with the cashier at his local grocery store!! They went on a picnic and nature walk!! He got a kiss and a little boobie hehe!! OK just thought everyone would like to know that Mr. Toad isnt as depressing as he thought!!
 
I didnt expect this to be annouced publically, but i guess the cat is out of the bag now.
 
Sweetie you should know by now that i have a big mouth it spends its days wrapped around your... oh shit nevermind!!
 
wha? huh? really? are you serious? i dint know you like me like that I thought our game in the pool was jsut taht, oh wow. I am simply flabergasted and dont knwo what to say I am speechless.
 
ok so I make one little comment about Mr. Toads date and he thinks im in love with him again whats with that?
 
Nekkie n Bobtoad sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G...

Naked Hunny said:
Sweetie you should know by now that i have a big mouth it spends its days wrapped around your... oh shit nevermind!!

Nekkie darlin, even the most worldly of virginal sophisticates might misconstrue the above statement to mean you are somewhat enamored of them. After all, women just don't spend their days with their big mouths wrapped around a mans... oh shit nevermind!! unless she really really really likes him.
 
Muff If Mr. Toad knows me as well as he thought he did he would have realized i was kidding around!!
 
Nekkie! You can never tease a naive deluded little virgin like bobtoad. He can't tell if you're joking around or wanna get nekkid and do some horizontal hot oil wrasslin. They just aren't equipped with that innate man sensory array that tells them when a woman is jerking them around or wants to seriously jerk their meat. Bobtoad is sexually challenged Nekkie. You have to make allowances for him. I wonder if this falls under any Canadian Disability Laws?
 
Killer: "You can never tease a naive deluded little virgin like bobtoad. He can't tell if you're joking around or wanna get nekkid and do some horizontal hot oil wrasslin. "
I always thought I was the only one.. of course I always assume it's joking and bobtoad assumes its not..
Does this mean I can park in those nice handicapped spots near the building?
 
Never darlin, you just aren't a naive deluded little virgin. You're just a virgin... See the difference?
 
Weeeeelll. Not ta sure bout that one.
I've been called naive many, many times - I am more than a bit deluded as well.

Oh, forgot somethin..
Congratulation bobtoad. You're an inspiration, make me think there's hope for me yet.
 
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