She's bringing sexy back

[Doom_Guy]

Brand new photo! You know who it is.

http://114.imagebam.com/download/MqK8r3r2SiFneAP5Ia2v4Q/45274/452730328/Heathyr%20%281270%29.JPG

 

[Adre]

Back to where?

 

[doctor_insanus]

It's nice that even you realize how ridiculous this has become.

http://cdn1.theodysseyonline.com/files/2015/01/16/635570426770802373899206195_a_560x375.gif

 

[pointless]

Back to where?

back to the world's most mediocre photographer apparently.

 

[Doom_Guy]

What I wouldn't do to give her a complete tongue bath.

I wonder what sort of taste that would leave in my mouth.

http://105.imagebam.com/download/NaKacnw7csVPOBkF-qUmAQ/45274/452734388/Heathyr%20%281266%29.JPG

 

[jomar]

Probably skank.

 

[kbate]

Back to where?

She's attempting to rejuvenate some kind of career following her 6 year hiatus from being hired to do anything.

She's got nothing but boobs to impress producers, so she's showing.

Mike, sorry but you need a new crush, this one will be an overweight Wallmart checkout operator within a few years.

 

[Doom_Guy]

She's attempting to rejuvenate some kind of career following her 6 year hiatus from being hired to do anything.

She's got nothing but boobs to impress producers, so she's showing.

Mike, sorry but you need a new crush, this one will be an overweight Wallmart checkout operator within a few years.

Then maybe she should give the adult film industry some consideration.

I've actually told that to her directly.

Heathyr already frequently gets naked and masturbates in front of a webcam for a live online audience for money, so getting fucked and pumped on film in a professional studio is just a tiny step above that.

Look at this photo and tell me that you wouldn't want to jizz all over her tits?

http://105.imagebam.com/download/qie0o1tH04Ym4ybnohX2Mg/45281/452804500/Heathyr%20%282%29.JPG

 

[Aphro]

She looks...plumper than I recall from other pictures.

 

[Doom_Guy]

She looks...plumper than I recall from other pictures.

That photo was from 2009, she was 24-25 years old.

Since then she has lost about 25 pounds, gotten tattoos, and there is a night and day difference between how she looked then and her appearance today.

Maybe she injected herself with the Captain America serum, but sometime around late 2011/early 2012 she got really hot, really fast.

Photo comparison illustrating the difference.

http://114.imagebam.com/download/rWg10DTGYYWeoZYw7ofLfQ/45281/452807091/thenandnow.JPG

 

[Misshotndeep]

It's called photoshop... Just an fyi...

 

[Doom_Guy]

It's called photoshop... Just an fyi...

Nope, that's actually her.

In the photo on the right, she looks like one of Hugh Hefner's girlfriends at a playboy mansion party.

Actually the photo was taken at her friend's wedding on the rooftop lounge of the Planet Hollywood hotel and casino in Las Vegas circa May 2013.

 

[Misshotndeep]

In one she is wearing make-up. Dude you need to get out and round women more. And in the one on the right she looks more trashy if you ask me. That does seem to be the style these days. Sadly.

 

[Doom_Guy]

In one she is wearing make-up. Dude you need to get out and round women more. And in the one on the right she looks more trashy if you ask me. That does seem to be the style these days. Sadly.

Well, I have proven time and time again that Heathyr is a bona-fide slut.

Here is a picture of her from the same event sitting with redacted friends showing off her leg bruises which she obtained from BDSM play.

http://105.imagebam.com/download/qtcmfMZMz-CMsKMetXRUfg/45282/452810036/bruises.jpg

 

[smoothg103rd]

That photo was from 2009, she was 24-25 years old.

Since then she has lost about 25 pounds, gotten tattoos, and there is a night and day difference between how she looked then and her appearance today.

Maybe she injected herself with the Captain America serum, but sometime around late 2011/early 2012 she got really hot, really fast.

Photo comparison illustrating the difference.

http://114.imagebam.com/download/rWg10DTGYYWeoZYw7ofLfQ/45281/452807091/thenandnow.JPG

She looked better in 09,Mike.

 

[Doom_Guy]

She looked better in 09,Mike.

Can we agree to disagree?

 

[smoothg103rd]

Can we agree to disagree?

She looks fake now.

Do you pay for her webcam shows?

 

[pollynova]

Post more pictures of your kitties!

 

[lovetoread]

I hope we get an update when you get arrested.

 

[smoothg103rd]

I hope we get an update when you get arrested.

I hope we get updated when someone whop your ass.

Who the fuck do you think you are?

 

[Doom_Guy]

Look, I even put together a music video for her.

The song is called "The Phantom Pain" by Ludwig Forssell and I think it reflects the crippling psychological and emotional pain that this woman has caused me.

Seriously, I'm only in my 20's and I already have half a head of gray hair. I also have a prescription to anxiety and sleep medication.

http://1drv.ms/1VsjRli

Sometimes I think this song was was written and composed about my obsession with Heathyr Hoffman, just read the lyrics.

Turn it up loud!

"I'm searching for a whole new beginning
An endless void
This notion that I sense within me
You're still by my side

Oh, I feel your presence
You'll never leave here
But if I reach out there to hold you
Every part that's real disappears

As I become more present now
I can't see through the pain
A hollow cut through my veins
(the phantom takes his toll)

The days that just keep on coming
The stain that they leave
I wish I could break this casket
But I'm left here to grieve
In a world of my own design

As I become more present now
I can't see through the pain
A hollow cut through my veins
(the shadows takes their toll)

And did you leave me anything?
You're the phantom of my past...
Do you expect me to last, this way?
(a scar and a phantom pain)"

 

[smoothg103rd]

Look, I even put together a music video for her.

The song is called "The Phantom Pain" by Ludwig Forssell and I think it reflects the crippling psychological and emotional pain that this woman has caused me.

Seriously, I'm only in my 20's and I already have half a head of gray hair. I also have a prescription to anxiety and sleep medication.

http://1drv.ms/1VsjRli

Sometimes I think this song was was written and composed about my obsession with Heathyr Hoffman, just read the lyrics.

Turn it up loud!

"I'm searching for a whole new beginning
An endless void
This notion that I sense within me
You're still by my side

Oh, I feel your presence
You'll never leave here
But if I reach out there to hold you
Every part that's real disappears

As I become more present now
I can't see through the pain
A hollow cut through my veins
(the phantom takes his toll)

The days that just keep on coming
The stain that they leave
I wish I could break this casket
But I'm left here to grieve
In a world of my own design

As I become more present now
I can't see through the pain
A hollow cut through my veins
(the shadows takes their toll)

And did you leave me anything?
You're the phantom of my past...
Do you expect me to last, this way?
(a scar and a phantom pain)"

Mike,seriously, did you ever even met this chick?

 

[Doom_Guy]

She looks fake now.

Do you pay for her webcam shows?

No, I've never seen her webcam shows and I am not 100% certain if they even exist. But boy oh boy I would love to see Heathyr masturbating, moaning, and putting dildos/vibrators/fingers in her gaping and dripping wet orifices in front of a live internet webcam feed.

Heathyr's BFF told me that they did a webcam show together and gave me a link to a shady website where her webcam photos were allegedly hosted.

That website still doesn't work and this person refuses to divulge any more information regarding the matter.

I'm just going by what I was told, I think I might have been trolled.

 

[lovecraft68]

What do I hear? Is it Laurel's voice....

"Bring me the ban hammer!"

 

[lovetoread]

He will only be banned when he is found wearing her skin.