Shereads

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Empty yourself, darling. Or I'll have to post my reply here.
 
Sub Joe said:
Empty yourself, darling. Or I'll have to post my reply here.
Do tell, Do tell . . . ???*waits impatiently*
 
I was just going to say "put some ointment on it"
 
Joe- I have to tell you- you're fucking hilarious. And I don't think that's just the liquor talking.

SJ
 
Sub Joe said:
I was just going to say "put some ointment on it"

darn . . .was hoping for something a little more interesting . . .
 
I feel another plumbing poem coming on...

What if it turns out that poems about plumbers and drain plugs are my special calling? That will suck.
 
shereads said:
I feel another plumbing poem coming on...

What if it turns out that poems about plumbers and drain plugs are my special calling? That will suck.
That's because you're special.
Plumbers need love too.
 
rgraham666 said:
And it's what I love about this place. In addition to sarahh's AV of course.

Thank you, rg. :rose:


edited to add - So are we going to get together soon on this pervert thing? :cool:
 
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I tried putting ointment on it, as Sub Joe suggested, but it was still bland. I don't know what else to try.
 
shereads said:
She and the Professor made a cute couple, didn't they? He was dumb as a plastic steak knife, though. Poor jerk.

That's why they were such a perfect couple. Besides, give him some credit. Building a raft is really hard!
 
minsue said:
That's why they were such a perfect couple. Besides, give him some credit. Building a raft is really hard!

You're not kidding. Because building a raft requires such a high level of dexterious inventing and scientific knowledge only gained after many years of the highest level engineering training that it's universally accepted as a common PhD thesis project. I hear Hawking's raft was splendiferous in its use of palm fronds and driftwood.
 
Don't forget the coconuts.

They built every other damn thing on that island out of coconuts.
 
Lucifer_Carroll said:
You're not kidding. Because building a raft requires such a high level of dexterious inventing and scientific knowledge only gained after many years of the highest level engineering training that it's universally accepted as a common PhD thesis project. I hear Hawking's raft was splendiferous in its use of palm fronds and driftwood.
Building is easy. Floating is hard.

I often wondered why the Professor didn't do something with that radio that the Howells used to listen to in their hut. He could have turned it into a skillet. Or a helmet for when hostile natives came to the island on their miraculous floating rafts.

But enough about them. Let's talk about me again.
 
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