Sher: I wasn't sure if we should

[Guest]

say anything about your birthday since you are " currently living under the Federal Witness Protection Program."
then i thought...know what? fuck it. if shes willing to risk living in hurricane ally, she can risk being brought out of the proverbial closet.

HAPPY POST BIRTHDAY​

to one wild and crazy previously famous world class figure skater extrodinaire. i bow to your tongue twisting, mind bending 'saucy burka' limerick making abilities.

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[Selena_Kitt]

Happy Birthday!!!

 

[rgraham666]

Happy birthday, She!

 

[Zeb_Carter]

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[scheherazade_79]

Happy Birthday! Hope you have/ had a great day!

 

[lucky-E-leven]

There once was a girl from Miami
Who wore a silk tangerine cami
She debated and posted
Fried okra and toasted
Conservatives; her favorite was Ami.

Happy Birthday, Trollop. Please instruct the pooch to give you big sloppy kisses from me.
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[Liar]

Three shers for cheer!

 

[Roxanne Appleby]

Psssst - Happy Birthday!

 

[Misty_Morning]

Happy belated birthday!

Sorry I missed it.

 

[fieryjen]

Happy Birthday

 

[Guest]

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[Trombonus]

Happy Birthday!!!

 

[Stella_Omega]

Birthday kisses to you, Sher!

 

[TheeGoatPig]

Happy birthday.

Witness protection program? Cool?

 

[amicus]

Birthday greetings from he who shall not be named...

 

[Belegon]

Happy Birthday Sher!

 

[Elsie Grey]

Happy Birthday!

Elsie

xxx

 

[English Lady]

Happy birthday to a lady who always makes me smile with her wit and kind heartedness. The AH is all the better for having you in it

 

[Nirvanadragones]

Happy Birthday, Sweet. I wish you Love & Light

 

[matriarch]

Many, many happies.
Don't ever stop being you........you wickedly perceptive woman.

(and one from the wife )

 

[Wildcard Ky]

There once was a girl from Miami
Who wore a silk tangerine cami
She debated and posted
Fried okra and toasted
Conservatives; her favorite was Ami.

Happy Birthday, Trollop. Please instruct the pooch to give you big sloppy kisses from me.
http://www.addis-welt.de/smilie/smilie/zensiert/13.gif

I miss that silk tangerine cami. That was one of the bestest AV's on the board.

Happy Birthday Sher.

 

[mckai777]

Here's wishing you a happy birthday, one sicko to another.

 

[shereads]

<rescinds pout>

Why, thank you, Vella. You really shouldn't have gone to the trouble of starting a special birthday thread, just for little ol' me. FYI, I've contacted the thugs who were on their way to Crawford to forcibly remove the Miss Literotica tiara from your scalp, and explained that what they keep calling a "hit" was actually a misunderstanding. Keep the tiara, with the pageant's compliments. (That's real vinyl!)

 

[shereads]

There once was a girl from Miami
Who wore a silk tangerine cami
She debated and posted
Fried okra and toasted
Conservatives; her favorite was Ami.

BWAAA-hahahaha. Points for you.

 

[damppanties]

BWAAA-hahahaha. Points for you.

Happy Birthday, you.

I never get birthday limericks. hmpf.