Sheep

[Madame Pandora]

So fucking many of them and so few shears. You blink and they’ve multiplied like rabbits. Suddenly we’re in New Zealand.

Anyone else in the mood for mutton?

MP

 

[Purple Haze]

(looking around)

I've got a hankerin' for a new suit. One of those chalk-stripe jobs, double-breasted of course.

Wool socks are nice.

 

[Deborah]

Fucking Bruiser

Blame it on Bruiser.

Bruiser was a sheep farmer from New Zealand who used to frequent this board. Really. Bet me.

Bruiser kept the sheep problem under control. He called his method "Planned Parenthood." Not only did he eliminate sheep shit, he was the whipping boy we we blamed for everything. Really. Bet me.

BLAMING BRUISER
http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?threadid=10590

 

[April]

Fucking Bruiser.

I miss him, though. He was good for a laugh.

 

[Juspar Emvan]

MP, why don't you just come out and say it? Oh, and don't pull any punches either, we want to know what you really think.




BTW, not all New Zealanders are into sheep, or even see them often.

 

[Deborah]

Baa baa

Madame Pandora is counting sheep in her sleep me thinks. You best watch it Jaspar, you sound a little wooly.

Dagnabbit April, ever since Bruiser left the BB I can't sell any more of these "Fuckin' Bruiser" tee shirts. And I had to stop production of the "Fuckin' Bruiser" double dong dildo.

 

[Madame Pandora]

Sorry Jusper. I keep overestimating the ability of the average Lit BBer to grasp things.

There are too many people who are fucking sheep on this BB.

Now, could ya hear that back in the cheap seats?

MP

 

[CelestialBody]

Heard-not understood

 

[Madame Pandora]

Overbearing leaders don’t give me as much pause as pseudo-intellectuals chiming in from the peanut gallery.

As Eli said, “If God didn’t want them sheared, he wouldn’t have made them sheep.”

MP

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[Xander]

Fucking Bruiser!!!

I just needed to get that in here as well

 

[Juspar Emvan]

Overbearing leaders don’t give me as much pause as pseudo-intellectuals chiming in from the peanut gallery

My dear Madame-you haven't answered my question.

Yes she did, but she can't be pseudo-intelectual, so she has to be high brow about it.

Baaaa

 

[Cheri]

humming Bears eat oats....

lol Went to India in college and ate quite enough mutton there, thanks. But if you get them young enough I could go for some lamb. roflmao I've also heard that sheep are sooo stupid that if one of them walks into a lake they'll all follow and drownd since wool is so heavy. Maybe someone with more animal experience could verify it.

 

[Juspar Emvan]

Cheri

lol, you handed that one to her sweetie.

 

[Madame Pandora]

Cheri...

Have I told you lately that I love you? LOL

Girl, we gotta get more wolves ;-)

MP

 

[Dillinger]

Girl, we gotta get more wolves ;-)

MP

http://www.georgetown.edu/cball/animals/wolf.html

 

[Cheri]

Juspar, I used to play tennis in high school and lobs are just plain old fun.
Dill baby, all I can say is grrrrrrrr.....
Madame, so can I be the president of your fan club?

 

[R Nitelight]

Cheri

I don't see much competition for the job.

 

[Cheri]

Nite, neither do I. Besides she knows I was being my normal smart ass.

 

[Madame Pandora]

Cheri, yes I did and I wouldn't change you for the world. I don't need a fan club, but thanks for the offer babe

Hey Rn, nice to see ya. Feel free to graze.

MP

 

[R Nitelight]

Madame Pandora

Baaaaaaaaa humbug.

 

[crystalhunting]

Only one thing comes to mind from this thread..............Arkansas...where MEN are MEN and sheep are SCARED!!!!!!!!!!!..........

 

[April]

There are no sheep here. But pigs are real popular.

 

[Ravenloft]

Squeeeeeeeeeee!!!!
*Running away in terror!*

 

[Purple Haze]

Nothing like a nice pair of wool slacks.

Sheep meat? Don't care for it.

Wool socks are nice.