She Writes Dirty Notes To Me, But They Are Awful

[shewritesnaughtybad]

Only me, Only me. So I was on that BedWeGo hookup portal looking around at all the ladies who are looking for some in person fun time in the bedroom and found one that was just cute enough to spark my interest but not so much that she was out of my league. We started chatting, exchanged a few moderately revealing pictures, and then I started chatting naughty with her. Well that must have sent her into a new dimension because the next thing you know she starts sending me pictures of her playing with her lady parts and stuff. Yeah, yeah I know this is sounding great up until I get this

"Oh yeah you monster , I want you to scare mamma here. Cum on slap me in the mouth with that cock of yours and let me slurp it all up. Oh, Oh, Im so damn moist in my pussy, I need your sausage in me so I can cum harder than I ever have, Scare Mamma, Scare Mamma"

She goes on and on with this "Scare Mamma" stuff for like ten minutes and I'm starting to think she is psycho. I have no idea what to do here, cuz she is cute, with these perfect medium size boobies with these perfect little pink nipples. She wants to get together in a few days for dinner, drinks and back to one of our places for some "you know what" but I'm scared she is gonna start saying "Scare Mamma, Scare Mamma" while I'm doing her and I'm not sure I can complete the deed if that happens. Like I said , stuff like this only happene to me. Ughhhh.

 

[Bud_Spencer]

An important lesson in this video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_USJCTIgs4

 

[shewritesnaughtybad]

Yeah, Cray Is About Right

To be honest, I kind of thought any woman on a site like that would be at least somewhat crazy, so its no big surprise that I ended up flirting with the queen of crazy, but we all all know that I am going to go through with it. I'll update everyone this weekend as it seems either tonight or tomorrow will be the big day.

 

[Bud_Spencer]

To be honest, I kind of thought any woman on a site like that would be at least somewhat crazy, so its no big surprise that I ended up flirting with the queen of crazy, but we all all know that I am going to go through with it. I'll update everyone this weekend as it seems either tonight or tomorrow will be the big day.

If she's incredibly hot, she might be in the Date Zone. She's not a redhead or a stripper is she?

 

[shewritesnaughtybad]

Nope She Works At A Construction Company Office

If she's incredibly hot, she might be in the Date Zone. She's not a redhead or a stripper is she?

and she is a brunette.

 

[Bud_Spencer]

and she is a brunette.

Give it a shot...all that might happen is a bunny in the pot

 

[Fingerfuxs]

Just be honest , the mamma stuff is a huge turn off , ewwwww , totally agree.

Tell her the words you want her to say !what’s allowed ~> Not mamma , say ___________ ?

At the very least flood her inbox with testosterone and what U want and expect from her with the written word. Worst case scenario she ghosts you , best case scenario is the reality that’s what she wanted in the first place.

Nice girls can be freaks in the sheets or online.



There’s also the possibility that U could be suffering from the nice guy syndrome and it’s just a dream U had.

 

[Chillygirl]

Subscribed to this thread and will be sitting with a bucket of popcorn to see what happens next.

Lol same!

To be honest, I kind of thought any woman on a site like that would be at least somewhat crazy, so its no big surprise that I ended up flirting with the queen of crazy, but we all all know that I am going to go through with it. I'll update everyone this weekend as it seems either tonight or tomorrow will be the big day.

Not laughing at you, but with you. I‘Ve been there.

 

[ElizaBennet33]

Good luck with your hook up. Be sure to tell someone where you're going...just in case!

 

[shewritesnaughtybad]

Today Will Be The Day

Ok, so here is an update. We graduated from texting and chat to actual telephone conversations. She has a very sexy voice with a slight southern accent (she's from Georgia) so it was very hard to bring up the "Scare Mamma" thing but I did.

Apparently, so she says, she was using voice to text and every time she said Screw Mamma, the voice to text software heard Scare Mamma and I guess she never took the time to look at the text she was sending since she was so turned on while taking and sending naughty pictures of her self.

Being that I want this to work out, I was blunt in telling her that whether it was Scare Mamma or Screw Mamma, or Spank Mamma etc... that I was not at all turned on by any verb placed next to the word Mamma. Just not my thing.

She seemed a bit embarrassed by the whole thing, though she did ask me what kind of things I would like her to say when we are texting dirty. I said just the classics like " I'm so wet" and " I want you to fuck my pussy" or "My clit is so hard" "squeeze my nipples baby" the classics!

The whole fact that she asked me was pretty cool I think. Anyways , we are going to get together this afternoon for food, drinks, and who knows what else so I will let everyone know how it guys. Still a bit nervous what Mamma has in store for me, but I'm ready for a crazy night.

 

[Fingerfuxs]

Awesome , good for U enjoy your date.

 

[Booboobear84]

Ok, so here is an update. We graduated from texting and chat to actual telephone conversations. She has a very sexy voice with a slight southern accent (she's from Georgia) so it was very hard to bring up the "Scare Mamma" thing but I did.

Apparently, so she says, she was using voice to text and every time she said Screw Mamma, the voice to text software heard Scare Mamma and I guess she never took the time to look at the text she was sending since she was so turned on while taking and sending naughty pictures of her self.

Being that I want this to work out, I was blunt in telling her that whether it was Scare Mamma or Screw Mamma, or Spank Mamma etc... that I was not at all turned on by any verb placed next to the word Mamma. Just not my thing.

She seemed a bit embarrassed by the whole thing, though she did ask me what kind of things I would like her to say when we are texting dirty. I said just the classics like " I'm so wet" and " I want you to fuck my pussy" or "My clit is so hard" "squeeze my nipples baby" the classics!

The whole fact that she asked me was pretty cool I think. Anyways , we are going to get together this afternoon for food, drinks, and who knows what else so I will let everyone know how it guys. Still a bit nervous what Mamma has in store for me, but I'm ready for a crazy night.

Glad she isn't pyscho (or at least apparently). I think you will work out language more as you get to know each other and some of it will be personal to you two (silly things that come up when you're in person that are sexy in the moment). Be kind to one another.

 

[DelcoJOBud]

Bedwego

I checked out this site, and it looks completely fake. Got 13 messages within 5 minutes, which of course you have to pay to read. Nope. No thanks.

 

[Lost_Yonder]

I checked out this site, and it looks completely fake. Got 13 messages within 5 minutes, which of course you have to pay to read. Nope. No thanks.

There have been similar type posts before for different questionable websites. I wouldn't be surprised if they aren't intentional just to try and generate some traffic to the sites, indulging us in some made up story of a hot hook-up...

 

[DelcoJOBud]

Yep

Yep......

 

[Thatdurtydawg]

Give it a shot...all that might happen is a bunny in the pot

LMAO!

 

[shewritesnaughtybad]

Here Is What Happened

Sorry I didn't update earlier. I try to stay off of social media on Sundays.

We went out on our date and had a great time actually. Yeah, she was a little crazy but not nearly as bad as I had anticipated. Very pretty girl, even more so in person than her pictures. This was my first date since covid so the mask thing was pretty funny to me.

Dinner was good. We drank wine, ate steak, did some mild flirting. Afterwards we went for a walk along the river and smoked a joint before heading back to my place with six pack and a pint of Cuervo.

We sat on the balcony and did some shots, and made out a little bit. We started getting a little too much touchy feely so at the dissappointment of my neighbors, we moved the show inside. We started gettig hot and heavy on the rug in front of the TV. Clothes started coming off, mouth's ended up on nipples, clits and dicks and then the big moment had arrived. I'm in between her legs, my cock is lined up to her pussy ready to slide it in and she says "Stop, One Thing Before We Do This"

I say in out out of breath voice "Ok, Ok, what?"

and which point she bellows, "Scare Mamma , Scare MAmma Hard!"

I freeze not knowing what to do at this point. My mind is going in a thousand different directions and I can feel the blood rushing out my dick. Then she quickly giggles " I'm just fucking with you" at which point she spreads her pussy lips with her hands and says "Fuck my pussy you stud, fuck me hard"

So I did!

 

[riannauk]

Fricking funny. Good for you dude!

 

[shewritesnaughtybad]

Madeline, Not her Real Name, Explains

That is not her real name , but she does have an equally sexy one. She turned out to be a keeper in my eyes. Sense of humor and she likes sex. Can't beat that.

She did try to explain that she has been stressed out during this covid bs and that is why she has been overly horny and looking for a guy to not only sleep with but to spend regular time with which in her own words " Dealing with the pandemic alone sucks bad " makes sense.

I think I lucked out so hopefully things continue to progress in a positive direction. Ill continue to check in here with updates.

 

[shewritesnaughtybad]

Another Date Tonight With Madeline

I am hoping it all goes just as well as date #1 did. Crossing fingers! Peace!

 

[50PlusCat]

I am hoping it all goes just as well as date #1 did. Crossing fingers! Peace!

Wishing you all the best!

 

[submio]

"Stop, One Thing Before We Do This"

I say in out out of breath voice "Ok, Ok, what?"

and which point she bellows, "Scare Mamma , Scare MAmma Hard!"

Proper response would have been to banshee scream at the top of your lungs and lunge for her throat lol


Glad things are working out for you btw.

 

[nnmmm]

this profile and responses is just a sophisticated SCAM

 

[Orchidea73]

Only me, Only me. So I was on that BedWeGo hookup portal looking around at all the ladies who are looking for some in person fun time in the bedroom and found one that was just cute enough to spark my interest but not so much that she was out of my league. We started chatting, exchanged a few moderately revealing pictures, and then I started chatting naughty with her. Well that must have sent her into a new dimension because the next thing you know she starts sending me pictures of her playing with her lady parts and stuff. Yeah, yeah I know this is sounding great up until I get this

"Oh yeah you monster , I want you to scare mamma here. Cum on slap me in the mouth with that cock of yours and let me slurp it all up. Oh, Oh, Im so damn moist in my pussy, I need your sausage in me so I can cum harder than I ever have, Scare Mamma, Scare Mamma"

She goes on and on with this "Scare Mamma" stuff for like ten minutes and I'm starting to think she is psycho. I have no idea what to do here, cuz she is cute, with these perfect medium size boobies with these perfect little pink nipples. She wants to get together in a few days for dinner, drinks and back to one of our places for some "you know what" but I'm scared she is gonna start saying "Scare Mamma, Scare Mamma" while I'm doing her and I'm not sure I can complete the deed if that happens. Like I said , stuff like this only happene to me. Ughhhh.

LMAO!
This genuinely made me laugh. Thanks. Lol

One way to solve this is to gag her? Like, tell her that's your "kink" and would very much like to do it with her. In that way you don't have to listen to "Scare Mamma". Just a thought. lol

 

[carlycres]

so you wanted it more cliche' you're saying?

GUYS!
If she's sexy and cute and willing to talk sexy and filthy with you...lets not get too critical about the verbiage. For fucks sake. I found myself cheering for her, not for you in this one. Criticizing (even though I know the ending here) her for not using cliche' phraseology, sounds kinda boring. I think she's a gem
Carly