She was nearly there, it was in the bag.

[impressive]

Time for the annual bad sex writing awards...

http://www.guardian.co.uk/books/2008/nov/20/bad-sex-award-fiction

Sorry if this has already been posted. I'm scatterbrained of late.

 

[JackLuis]

Eweeew!

Those were worse that most anything I've read on Lit. I guess the high toned writers are less accustomed to sex as an expression of Lust than most of the Lit authors.

 

[fieryjen]

I still remember one of the previous years I almost followed through on the urge to scrub my brain with bleach.

Lemme demonstrate I've learned nothing...

*goes to look*

 

[Cattypuss]

Thanks for posting that link - I've just had the best laugh of the day

 

[lil_elvis]

That's not smut, that's comedy...

And when it comes to bad writing, I always remember Mathgirl's "I kiked down the door and camed on her fase."

 

[fieryjen]

That's not smut, that's comedy...

And when it comes to bad writing, I always remember Mathgirl's "I kiked down the door and camed on her fase."

Why do I inevitably picture someone actually doing that every time I read that sentence?

 

[lil_elvis]

Why do I inevitably picture someone actually doing that every time I read that sentence?

One of your fantasies?

 

[Stella_Omega]

Why do I inevitably picture someone actually doing that every time I read that sentence?

I know, me too! The contortions...

 

[Dragonlipz]

tired

and mo' tired than that

 

[slyc_willie]

I know, me too! The contortions...

Yeah, that was the first time I ever imagined true projectile ejaculation . . . .

As for the little gem at the end, in which the late Norman Mailer won last year's award -- "like a coil of excrement" . . . .

*ulp*

Yeah, that would put anyone in the mood.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

One of these days I am going to write the worst sex story ever. Perspectives will jump mid sentence, sentences won't end, punctuation will be missing, the sex acts will be hard to follow if not impossible. It will be the worst thing anyone has ever read

 

[slyc_willie]

One of these days I am going to write the worst sex story ever. Perspectives will jump mid sentence, sentences won't end, punctuation will be missing, the sex acts will be hard to follow if not impossible. It will be the worst thing anyone has ever read

Might make for an interesting chain story idea . . .