She tickled my coccyx and told me to relax...

[NoJo]

...but of course, If I had relaxed, I would have got a hard-on, and it would have been embarrassing. So I lay there on my back, with her hand under my ass, for about ten minutes, while I thought up maths problems. She was a kinesioligist, and, to be honest, not a very good one.

I have a slipped disk. I blame my piano.

 

[Guest]

 

[English Lady]

That is why you should always put them back in their boxes -your discs that is, or they slip all over the damn place.

good to see you, love. take care!

 

[neonlyte]

Good Lord - the piano, you tried to move it?
Lay back and think of C sharp.

 

[Aurora Black]

Glad to see you, Sub Joe. We were wondering what happened to you. A slipped disk sounds incredibly painful, and I wish you a full (I want to say "speedy," but it probably won't be) recovery.

 

[dr_mabeuse]

I don't think I could stand to hear a woman say "coccyx" without wanting to hump her leg like a miniature schnauzer.

You could always have tried telling her the penis wasn't yours, that it just followed you in.

 

[impressive]

I don't think I could stand to hear a woman say "coccyx" without wanting to hump her leg like a miniature schnauzer.

Fuck! *SoBe Lean spew*

 

[Guest]

i hate that you slipped a disk while tickling the ivories
but
you posted, so i can't hate it all that much.

hello, monkey boy.

 

[BlackShanglan]

Grand to see you, Joe. Just relax, now, and let us manipulate you.

Shanglan

 

[Guest]

I don't think I could stand to hear a woman say "coccyx" without wanting to hump her leg like a miniature schnauzer.

You could always have tried telling her the penis wasn't yours, that it just followed you in.

 

[CharleyH]

...but of course, If I had relaxed, I would have got a hard-on, and it would have been embarrassing. So I lay there on my back, with her hand under my ass, for about ten minutes, while I thought up maths problems.

LOL - and what EXACTLY was your FINAL equation, other than she was not a good kinesiologist?

 

[CharleyH]

I don't think I could stand to hear a woman say "coccyx" without wanting to hump her leg like a miniature schnauzer.

You are a pervert and mean ass teasing SJoe like that, the poor guy probably can't move ... dare I say an inch?

 

[damppanties]

Fuck! *SoBe Lean spew*

How about sending Doc a sound file with several "coccyx" in it. In various husky tones. Would be fun. Hmmm.

Hi Joe. Stay.

 

[gauchecritic]

Aaall alooong the watch toweeeer. (oops. wrong track)