"She looks like a Teletubby"

[Guest]

Bahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

Those were my youngest daughter's words on seeing Katie Price (Jordan) "singing" on the song for Europe, Making Your Mind Up, programme.

LOL!

She did look like a Teletubby! She had a bright pink leather catsuit on, with a sparkley rectangle on her tummy. She has MASSIVE tits (for which she is famous here in the UK) and she is a few months pregnant.

Oh my gawd!!! The way little G said it, I was pissing myself!!!

I'm trying to find a pic of her in the outfit, but no luck yet. I might be back.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I weep for your country.

 

[Guest]

I weep for your country.

Shit, we must be in trouble.

 

[minsue]

Shit, we must be in trouble.

. .

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Shit, we must be in trouble.

Teletubbies and Tony Blair????
duh.

 

[cloudy]

Teletubbies and Tony Blair????
duh.

Gawd, how could you forget the queen's purse??????

 

[Guest]

NOOOOOOOOOOO!

Don't start that again!

FUCK!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

BAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!

She has tickets to DuranDuran in there.

 

[Guest]

No. She. Does. Not.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

No. She. Does. Not.

Her name is Lizzie and she dances on the sand.

 

[cloudy]

Her name is Lizzie and she dances on the sand.

girls on film....

 

[ABSTRUSE]

girls on film....

queens on film.....

 

[cloudy]

queens on film.....

I thought the queens were all at that nightclub, watching the impersonators?

 

[Guest]

queens on film.....

No, that's Edward.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

No, that's Edward.

LOL...........Brits are funny.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I thought the queens were all at that nightclub, watching the impersonators?

That's the US dear.

 

[cloudy]

LOL...........Brits are funny.

funny: ha ha, or funny?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

funny: ha ha, or funny?

Both...just look at em.

 

[cloudy]

Both...just look at em.

yeah, I'd forgotten about that.

Hear they have disembodied knickers following them around too.

 

[Guest]

*fingers in ears*

"La-la-la-la-la-la!"

 

[BlackShanglan]

Teletubbies and Tony Blair????

Pray eschew tautology.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

*fingers in ears*

"La-la-la-la-la-la!"

See what I mean????

Let's pick on Charley since she's not here.

 

[Guest]

Pray eschew tautology.

god, when you use big words... i just wanna rub you down and feed you peppermints.

 

[Guest]

See what I mean????

Let's pick on Charley since she's not here.

Ok, so I took my fingers out again. Glad I did, cos that's the best thing I've heard all day.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Ok, so I took my fingers out again. Glad I did, cos that's the best thing I've heard all day.

She shags squirrels.