she flashes me but im in trouble?

[TimeCrisis]

This weekend my wife and i went out for her friends 30th birthday with some other people as the night got late and people morr drunk the birthday girl flashed her big DDs. A nice sight...the second time she did it my wife hit me and tells me to stop looking. Really how am i not suppose to check out some nice big titties when they present themselves!!

 

[Monica_112]

Because your wife was there

If she cares and it seems she does practice your peripheral vision

Rocket science

 

[brothertime]

It's like the sun, you look then look away

 

[mnbreastluver]

I am a guy, I have no choice but to stare! It doesn't mean anything!

 

[EbonyBelle]

When your wife hit you you should have just said "fake" in a derisive tone before she had a chance to tell you off.

 

[nfrrdscnnr1]

I'd

I'd look and take the heat.

 

[curiousdreamer51]

I'm Luckier Than Most

My wife elbows me if I am not looking at an impressive set of tits...One time at the race track in the bleachers she whispers to me to turn around and look...My nose almost wound up in a massive cleavage...she laughed so hard and I was all apologetic.....I think the woman got a bit of a kick out of it too!

 

[TimeCrisis]

My wife elbows me if I am not looking at an impressive set of tits...One time at the race track in the bleachers she whispers to me to turn around and look...My nose almost wound up in a massive cleavage...she laughed so hard and I was all apologetic.....I think the woman got a bit of a kick out of it too!

You lucky son of a bitch

 

[SOT74]

It's like a car accident. We are wired to look.

 

[amofiga]

I had a similar sort of situation years back at the beach. There had been storms out at sea and the surf was unusually rough that day. Not a good day for a wimpy two piece bathing suit. There were three women who had the top pulled off of them that day by a surprise big wave. Two really went nuts and ran from the water with their arms clutched over their tits or dried desperately to get it back on. A third with her boyfriend was quite casual about it and just took her time getting it back on. My wife and I were sitting on lawn chairs at the surf edge and I couldn't help delighting over the lost tops but she was quite disgusted with me for looking. Seriously, there are tits-a-floppin' out there and as long as my eyes work, I'll look. Sorry if that sounds like a male pig speaking. I guess I'm just a male pig.

 

[IntmtStrngr]

...

...if wives were offended by the nudity they encounter why do THEY get to look???
Anytime my wife gives me crap about looking I ask what she thought was most disgusting about the scene. She tells me its because 'I' looked not because of the nudity or nakedness of the other person.
But in her mind there isn't the same level of disgust because she can and will look.
conclusion:
It doesn't matter what they say or what they think, S.O's are always right

 

[Carnevil9]

Walk her past a shoe store and tell her to try to NOT look in the window. Then she'll understand that you just can't fight your destiny......

 

[soflabbwlvr]

Here's a trick I learned years ago. Point out to her what you're looking at. If you had said, "hey, look at that, she's doing it again," chances are your wife would have looked and then directed her comments at the birthday girl, instead of you.

It's a trick that must be used judiciously. Some examples that work:

"OMG, look at her, she's practically naked!"

"Wow, what size are her tits, FF?"

"Her boobs are practically falling out of that shirt!"

"Could her skirt be any shorter?"

"Is that a nightgown she's wearing?" (I used this one on Saturday).

It doesn't work when the woman is merely hot or beautiful. "Wow, that woman is hot," or "that dress looks incredible on her" could get you killed. You will have to exercise restraint in these situations. I've learned to look quick and then look away, to look out of the corner of my eye while facing ahead, to wait until the woman walks directly in front of me, and when necessary to just not look at all. Sometimes you have to overcome your biology and deny yourself.

 

[vibes]

You're totally spot on

I've learned to look quick and then look away, to look out of the corner of my eye while facing ahead,

This doesn't work with my wife who seems gifted with some kind of device able to measure the exact angle of my direct and peripheral sight in given situations

 

[Aphro]

LOL, I point out stuff like that to my husband, if he hasn't seen it already!

 

[vibes]

LOL, I point out stuff like that to my husband, if he hasn't seen it already!

You may very well point them out for him ... but how do you take any reaction on his part?

 

[Aphro]

You may very well point them out for him ... but how do you take any reaction on his part?

I'm not the jealous type, and am secure in our relationship. It doesn't make me feel threatened if he wants to catch an eyeful here and there.

It's ridiculous to think that people don't look at other people they find attractive, even when in a committed relationship. It's simply human nature.

Am I not supposed to check out guys I think are hot when I see them?

I was at the garden centre the other day, and they had these three young guys, probably in their 20's, helping load mulch and bags of earth and stuff into people's cars. Wearing shorts and sleeveless tank tops. I am not ashamed to admit discreetly ogling them and harbouring lascivious thoughts...though I did feel a bit skeevy about the fact they were most likely half my age. I kept telling myself this is so wrong, but...oooh! Very nice!

 

[vibes]

I'm not the jealous type, and am secure in our relationship. It doesn't make me feel threatened if he wants to catch an eyeful here and there.

It's ridiculous to think that people don't look at other people they find attractive, even when in a committed relationship. It's simply human nature.

Am I not supposed to check out guys I think are hot when I see them?

I was at the garden centre the other day, and they had these three young guys, probably in their 20's, helping load mulch and bags of earth and stuff into people's cars. Wearing shorts and sleeveless tank tops. I am not ashamed to admit discreetly ogling them and harbouring lascivious thoughts...though I did feel a bit skeevy about the fact they were most likely half my age. I kept telling myself this is so wrong, but...oooh! Very nice!

You do realize you're so not the average woman ... then you are a Litster

 

[Aphro]

You do realize you're so not the average woman ... then you are a Litster

Oh, I know. I'm a bona fide freak of fucking nature.

 

[followmenow6969]

This weekend my wife and i went out for her friends 30th birthday with some other people as the night got late and people morr drunk the birthday girl flashed her big DDs. A nice sight...the second time she did it my wife hit me and tells me to stop looking. Really how am i not suppose to check out some nice big titties when they present themselves!!

I would tell my husband "Damn did you see her Tits I did an she's hot"

 

[followmenow6969]

I'm not the jealous type, and am secure in our relationship. It doesn't make me feel threatened if he wants to catch an eyeful here and there.

It's ridiculous to think that people don't look at other people they find attractive, even when in a committed relationship. It's simply human nature.

Am I not supposed to check out guys I think are hot when I see them?

I was at the garden centre the other day, and they had these three young guys, probably in their 20's, helping load mulch and bags of earth and stuff into people's cars. Wearing shorts and sleeveless tank tops. I am not ashamed to admit discreetly ogling them and harbouring lascivious thoughts...though I did feel a bit skeevy about the fact they were most likely half my age. I kept telling myself this is so wrong, but...oooh! Very nice!

.


Agreed !!!

 

[magicalmoments]

Guess I'm one of the lucky guys. My wife will point out a nice set of boobs for me if I happen to miss them, or call me to see something on TV if there are boobies on display. Mind you, she's well stacked herself and not threatened by others.

 

[twister947]

Life is too short for jealous, insecure people.

 

[bibethhotwet]

I would tell my husband "Damn did you see her Tits I did an she's hot"

LOL..I have been known to say something like that many times

 

[vibes]

Oh, I know. I'm a bona fide freak of fucking nature.

You used the word fuck too *gulps*