She Dropped an F-Bomb
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Svedish_Chef
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lavender said:
On a sidenote, she gives great shoulder massages. After driving last night and not arriving home until 3am, my back was messed up today. But now, I have my own personal shoulder masseuse. She should never have let me know that!
Fuck you and the horse you rode in on trashmouth.
Mr. Bootie
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Never dropped a "f bomb??"
Well better an "f bomb", than a "stink bomb" eh??
What??? Good massages????!!!!! Do you have any more room for another roommate?? I'd love to practice my massage techniques. We could give and recieve. Hmmm?? " When Texas eyes are smiling......." lol
kgboot
Well better an "f bomb", than a "stink bomb" eh??
What??? Good massages????!!!!! Do you have any more room for another roommate?? I'd love to practice my massage techniques. We could give and recieve. Hmmm?? " When Texas eyes are smiling......." lol
kgboot
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Ooh... you brought the sideways booby back.
Thanks, Lavs.
Thanks, Lavs.
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Please tell me it was the stress of the situation and not my influence that inspired Never's cursing. I've completely abandoned civility of late, between the compounded stresses of class, law review, and moot court. I hope to join the genteel ranks again around the holidays. Of 2003.
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I'm going to answer this in the style of Never:
"So she dropped an F-ing F bomb, so F-ing what? Please keep us apprised of her toilet habits as well, won't you? I'm sure we're just as interested in those tidbits of world-shattering importance".
Dang..I think it just sounded like me.
"So she dropped an F-ing F bomb, so F-ing what? Please keep us apprised of her toilet habits as well, won't you? I'm sure we're just as interested in those tidbits of world-shattering importance".
Dang..I think it just sounded like me.
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hehehe... sideways booby. hehehe
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nasty said:
OH- MY- GAWD!
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Am I allowed to voice my opinion of the circumstances?
This was my first night driving in this city and while driving through an intersectionI started to veer right because that?s where another car was heading. Lovely lavender tells me to go straight and avoid the grid work on my right, which I do, and a large concrete island appears right in front of my car.
The reason I dropped an F-Bomb was because I had to back into a busy intersection at night because I followed lavender?s directions instead of going with the flow of traffic.
Pheonyx:
?She ever say any other bad words??
Nope. I don?t swear at all, in fact I constantly correct lavender on her less than ladylike speech patterns, and that is why she?s more than happy to point out my ?F-Bomb?
BlondGirl:
?I hope she says lots of them during lovemaking!?
Perhaps, I?m still a virgin so I wouldn?t know.
Mischka:
?Please tell me it was the stress of the situation and not my influence that inspired Never's cursing.?
Oddly enough I can?t remember you cursing all that much. However, it's ALL YOUR FAULT.
Problem Child:
? I'm going to answer this in the style of Never:
"So she dropped an F-ing F bomb, so F-ing what? Please keep us apprised of her toilet habits as well, won't you? I'm sure we're just as interested in those tidbits of world-shattering importance".
Dang..I think it just sounded like me.?
It?s better that way. No one wants to hear PC do Never anymore than they want Never to do PC.
Nasty, don?t go there.
And since we?re now posting somewhat embarrassing stories of the other roommate would anyone like to know what lavender?s house looked liked after ?a week of cleaning??
This was my first night driving in this city and while driving through an intersectionI started to veer right because that?s where another car was heading. Lovely lavender tells me to go straight and avoid the grid work on my right, which I do, and a large concrete island appears right in front of my car.
The reason I dropped an F-Bomb was because I had to back into a busy intersection at night because I followed lavender?s directions instead of going with the flow of traffic.
Pheonyx:
?She ever say any other bad words??
Nope. I don?t swear at all, in fact I constantly correct lavender on her less than ladylike speech patterns, and that is why she?s more than happy to point out my ?F-Bomb?
BlondGirl:
?I hope she says lots of them during lovemaking!?
Perhaps, I?m still a virgin so I wouldn?t know.
Mischka:
?Please tell me it was the stress of the situation and not my influence that inspired Never's cursing.?
Oddly enough I can?t remember you cursing all that much. However, it's ALL YOUR FAULT.
Problem Child:
? I'm going to answer this in the style of Never:
"So she dropped an F-ing F bomb, so F-ing what? Please keep us apprised of her toilet habits as well, won't you? I'm sure we're just as interested in those tidbits of world-shattering importance".
Dang..I think it just sounded like me.?
It?s better that way. No one wants to hear PC do Never anymore than they want Never to do PC.
Nasty, don?t go there.
And since we?re now posting somewhat embarrassing stories of the other roommate would anyone like to know what lavender?s house looked liked after ?a week of cleaning??
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LOL.........hmmmmmmm now the that was a good one Never
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He is going to be so confused.
