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[Nasty_Deeds]

I was watching the news with a friend; bored, looking for a way to amuse myself. The commentator was going on and on about the Kate and William wedding and I thought: I wonder if she gives head? Do you think she swallows? That brought an interesting mental image to my mind: Kate with her head stuck in William’s crotch, gobblin-a-knob like a $10.00 hooker.

And was William her first, or was she fucking half the town where she grew up? I can see it now, decades in the future when Kate is sitting on the Throne with King William; some crusty old fart down at the Rose and Crown over a round of Guinness: “Aye, I remember the Queen well, she could suck the balls off a brass monkey”!

Imagine in your mind: Kate on a Gyno exam table, with her feet in the stirrups and a speculum stuck up her cunt! Seeing the future Queen like that, kind of takes the pomp out of the pomp-and-circumstance doesn’t it?

In your imagination, what would you like to see Kate, or any other celebrity doing? Sharing your imagination can be fun.

 

[hottchic]

Well I would say that looking at Kate she is probably really into sex and probably cums real hard which is probably what attracted William to her in the first place.

I can just imagine William doing some really good pussy eating and Kate cuming really hard and squirting right into William's mouth so hard that her juices come out of his nose.

 

[hottchic]

This one goes all the way back a bit to Clinton and Lewinsky.

I can just imagine him trying to light a cigar after it had been in her wet snatch and just keep flicking at the lighter, but no luck because it is soaking wet.

 

[hottchic]

Or how about the current queen of England is sitting on the Royal Thrown (a gold plated toilet) taking a piss and suddenly has her period but has no moist wipes available so looking around for something to use sees one of the Royal corgies and wipes her snatch with it's tail.

 

[DarkSimian]

I'm just wondering if William can order Kate to do stuff in bed. I mean, as King, can he force her to do anal? 3somes? orgies? beastiality?

 

[hottchic]

PS: To my post on the queen.

I can just imagine the corgie with the red tail going around and all the other corgies sniffing around it, you know how dogs do.

 

[hottchic]

I'm just wondering if William can order Kate to do stuff in bed. I mean, as King, can he force her to do anal? 3somes? orgies? beastiality?

Actually I can imagine them both being into role play and taking it in turns with one day William taking his role as King and Kate playing a wench and him grabbing her hair and making him deep throat her.

Another day she could play Queen and he plays a slacking man servant who gets tied up and whipped until his ass is burning red.

 

[Nasty_Deeds]

I'm just wondering if William can order Kate to do stuff in bed. I mean, as King, can he force her to do anal? 3somes? orgies? beastiality?

When I saw this, I had a vision of Kate and William role-playing. Kate is laying in the bed with her legs spread; William standing at the foot of the bed accompanied by a big stud from the Royal Guard, and William says: OK, I brought the guard you wanted, now tell me, how do we play cuckold husband?

 

[Nasty_Deeds]

I wonder who buys the Queens tampons? Even in my twisted imagination, I can't envision the Queen down at Wal-Mart, picking up a package of industrial strength Stay-Free.

 

[hottchic]

When I saw this, I had a vision of Kate and William role-playing. Kate is laying in the bed with her legs spread; William standing at the foot of the bed accompanied by a big stud from the Royal Guard, and William says: OK, I brought the guard you wanted, now tell me, how do we play cuckold husband?

Yeah, he could actually get two guards so that she gets properly attended to. Whilst one guard is fucking her, William can be sucking the dick of the other to get him prepared.

When they switch I guess you could call it changing of the guard

 

[hottchic]

I wonder who buys the Queens tampons? Even in my twisted imagination, I can't envision the Queen down at Wal-Mart, picking up a package of industrial strength Stay-Free.

Yeah, and I wonder where she disposes of them, I can just imagine some low life tabloid reporter raiding the bins for her used tampons. Or maybe somebody raiding the bins to sell them on ebay. What would you call it Royal memorabilia?

 

[gagginforit]

I've been thinking that I wouldn't be surprised if some time after the wedding a sex video of Kate's surfaced in the media. Like something really nasty when she was at university, like a gangbang or an all girl orgy or something. She's supposed to be squeaky clean but she must have done stuff.

 

[hottchic]

I've been thinking that I wouldn't be surprised if some time after the wedding a sex video of Kate's surfaced in the media. Like something really nasty when she was at university, like a gangbang or an all girl orgy or something. She's supposed to be squeaky clean but she must have done stuff.

Maybe a video of her with another girl?

If there was, William might like the idea of a threesome and as was stated earlier he might make it a Royal command.