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[parodyluvr75]

Too bad home-cooked meals don't increase intelligence.

blobfish

freudian slip my arse you sadistic birdaphobic!

you ever considered being boiled in corn syrup?

hobbit

If God had wanted us to use the metric system, he would have chosen ten disciples

VA

 

[blobfish]

i'm not ellergic to tities

LiFeNdEaTh

 

[TonyClifton]

There is something wrong with you.

I believe you should seek psychiatric help.

 

[Squibbs]

You are all a bunch of stupid, boring assholes. -Nipples Mcgee

 

[hogjack]

"Cunt is CUNT!" - busybody on his mother

 

[parodyluvr75]

"Cunt is CUNT!" - busybody on his mother

She posts on Lit?

 

[Tryharder62]

Sorry for the cliché, but thank fucking god I'm an atheist!

-Berries N Cream

 

[hogjack]

She posts on Lit?

busybody's mother, sadly, has no access to Lit because of her (voluntary) stint institutionalized.

 

[neci]

busybody's mother, sadly, has no access to Lit because of her (voluntary) stint institutionalized.

homegirl has a cellphone.

 

[hogjack]

homegirl has a cellphone.

These type of institutions block all cell service but some of the smarter & long-term residence go old school using sophisticated tin cups.

Obviously, the busybody family is incapable of such innovation.

 

[blobfish]

I would love to watch you degrade yourself with a big dildo

This one chokes me up every time I read it.

 

[parodyluvr75]

This one chokes me up every time I read it.

Where is the dildo while you're reading it?

 

[XdOu™]

Where is the dildo while you're reading it?

LMFAOOO

 

[blobfish]

Where is the dildo while you're reading it?

womens can't live without us.

the same goes for us mens when it comes to womens... unless you're fuckin gay.

^^^^^

 

[blobfish]

I like to accidentally lose my towel in front my sister in law and give her a glimpse of my goodies and ass

Words to live by.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Words to live by.

I think your sister-in-law might disagree.

 

[blobfish]

I think your sister-in-law might disagree.

My sister in law had a weird crush on me when I was fifteen.

 

[parodyluvr75]

I really had no desire to know that tidbit.

 

[parodyluvr75]

English, is it your second or third language?

Ham Murabi

 

[blobfish]

I have a question what is youre preffered size ladys. Second my penus is small when not errected but once it gets hard its 7-8 inces is that an average size

It brings a tear to my eye, and a tear to vaginas (if true).

Just a bit of heteronymic humor.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Ham Murabi

It had to be.

 

[butters]

It's not fucking rocket science.

Once-ler

 

[Bert Notorius]

America would rather re-elect the worst president ever than a Republican. That has to sting!


mercury14

 

[parodyluvr75]

I think it is theoretically possible for you to rule this thread...but it's going to take all your spelling and grammar skills, Bubba.

Lancecastor

 

[parodyluvr75]

Do you mean called out on the bullshit that the right wing echo bubble dreams up out of thin air? Or do you mean the actual stuff that really happens, on this planet?

Liar.