Shaq Loves Martha Stewart

[seXieleXie]

i swear. look at the chica in his av. it's martha stewart, i don't care if it says some other name in the corner.

she's watching me. i'm frightened. somebody hold me.

 

[scylis]

fuck Martha Stewart. she's polishing the brass on the Titanic, man. it's all going down.

(always wanted to say that)

 

[Spinaroonie]

Save yourself SHAQ! Sell your stock! Do not make friends with Arthur Anderson!!!!!!!111

 

[Shaq]

*feels scrutiny*

*picks up knife and resumes making salad*

 

[Marxist]

No it's not. That's just a rather poor image of Kelly Ripa. God, she's sorta hot.

I prefer this pic:

http://www.brownalumnimagazine.com/photos/ac.birkelund.jpg


I wonder why...

 

[Marxist]

http://i.timeinc.net/people/images/profiles/k/kripa/popkripamain.jpg

 

[Shaq]

*looks above*


Delicious....



P.S-You all would not believe the number of people who think that av is me...*shudders at the vulnerability of males*