Shank's Jack & Jill Party - please RSVP

Shankara20

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May is National Masturbation Month - to honor and celebrate the high art of self-pleasuring you are cordially and enthusiastically invited to attend and actively participate in Shank' s Jack & Jill Party

(Jack and Jill party: a gathering of males and females, who masturbate in front of each other for mutual stimulation and enjoyment. Generally looking is encouraged but touching is not - these are considered to be a safe-sex alternative to full touch play-parties )

House rules-
Participants cannot be touched by anyone other than themselves while self-pleasuring.
Likewise, they may not touch anyone else during that time.
Non-physical forms of stimulation by other people are permissible where consensual.
Participants will maintain a respectful demeanor towards other participants, remaining aware of others' desire for personal space.
Participants will keep their area as clean as possible and clean up when finished.

Host (that be me - Shank) will provide party space (this here thread),
safe room to check your clothing (being totally naked not required but strongly encouraged),
plenty of pillows with fresh clear covers,
a few large over-stuffed chairs & several cots,
sheets covering all floor surfaces,
handi-wips, boxes of tissue, bath towels, access to shower,
a clean and roomy WC
audio/visual equipment is requested
access to kitchen space for beverages and munchies.

This will be an open-ended (easy DVS down boy) party - you can cum and go as many times as you wish for as long as you wish as long as there is interest.

Please resist the urge to cum quietly - when it is time to let it go LET IT GO LOUDLY!

Take all the time you want building your 'heat" - edge as long as you want - this party is interactive so questions are allowed.

You all cum now, hear?


Please RSVP and let us know what you can bring, other than your hot-self, to help create a kick-ass party (easy DVS down boy)
 
Ooo, I'll RSVP. What is needed? I can bring the apres-masturbation munchies LOL
 
coy_one said:
Ooo, I'll RSVP. What is needed? I can bring the apres-masturbation munchies LOL
I look forward to you cuming

and munchies are needed
- I get hungry between wanks :eek:
 
You already know you can count on me for karaoke . Good thing I overcome my inhibitions about being tone deaf :)
 
Ooh, ooh, I'm in. Erm. Not literally...

Here, I'll bring a few ice condom-sicles.... condoms filled with water and frozen make for surprisingly enjoyable sex toys. :D

I'll bring a variety of colors. Hehe
 
@}-}rebecca---- said:
You already know you can count on me for karaoke . Good thing I overcome my inhibitions about being tone deaf :)
You going to do your Boy George song?
 
Phirefly said:
Ooh, ooh, I'm in. Erm. Not literally...

Here, I'll bring a few ice condom-sicles.... condoms filled with water and frozen make for surprisingly enjoyable sex toys. :D

I'll bring a variety of colors. Hehe
cool - dessert

"cool" hee hee,

get it?

wow - wanking with a cool-pop up my bum :eek:
 
Shankara20 said:
You going to do your Boy George song?
Nah Uhh.......still working on the rest of the lyrics for 'I Will Survive' and it's "Boi George" get with the program will you ........ :cool:

edit please .....oops :rose: end of edit
 
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@}-}rebecca---- said:
Nah Uhh.......still working on the rest of the lyrics for 'I Will Survive' and it's "Boi George" get with the program will you ........ :cool:
*sigh* and so many of the web sites I bookmark have "boi" in the title :eek:

*shame*
*slink over to the corner*

:cool:
 
@}-}rebecca---- said:
Nah Uhh.......still working on the rest of the lyrics for 'I Will Survive' and it's "Boi George" get with the program will you ........ :cool:

edit please .....oops :rose: end of edit
is not - is not - is not

George Alan O'Dowd, better known as Boy George (born June 14, 1961 in Eltham, Kent) is a pop singer-songwriter. George grew up in a large, working-class Irish family, which originated in Thurles, in Co. Tipperary.

Boy George is also known for his flamboyant and androgynous appearance back in the 80s and early 90s.
 
Shankara20 said:
is not - is not - is not

George Alan O'Dowd, better known as Boy George (born June 14, 1961 in Eltham, Kent) is a pop singer-songwriter. George grew up in a large, working-class Irish family, which originated in Thurles, in Co. Tipperary.

Boy George is also known for his flamboyant and androgynous appearance back in the 80s and early 90s.
ROFL hook , line and sinker :cool:

: happy dance :
 
I'm completely confused. How does one masturbate online? I mean what you post saying 'oh oh oh i'm cumming'? :confused: Or does everyone just post that they masturbated?
 
graceanne said:
I'm completely confused. How does one masturbate online? I mean what you post saying 'oh oh oh i'm cumming'? :confused: Or does everyone just post that they masturbated?
Gracie I am organising a professional stand in stunt masturbator for myself , want me to request one for you as well ?
 
@}-}rebecca---- said:
Gracie I am organising a professional stand in stunt masturbator for myself , want me to request one for you as well ?

Uh . . . sure. :confused:
 
@}-}rebecca---- said:
:cool: Sherilyn Fenn will be playing me ( standing in for ) , who do you want Miss Grace ?

Um . . . how 'bout Michelle Pfeiffer? I've always wanted to look like her. :D
 
graceanne said:
Um . . . how 'bout Michelle Pfeiffer? I've always wanted to look like her. :D
ohhh exquisite choice Miss Grace consider it done. Fu will be well pleased when he reads all this and think of the free publicity .......woo hooo :)
 
@}-}rebecca---- said:
ohhh .....Fu will be well pleased when he reads all this ......woo hooo :)
I guess I could masturbate just fine with Sherilyn Fenn & Michelle Pfeiffer in the room getting themselves off

sure - why not....



gota go wash a load of sheets and towels - there is a party a comin', errr make that "there is a cumin' party".....
 
graceanne said:
I'm completely confused. How does one masturbate online? I mean what you post saying 'oh oh oh i'm cumming'? :confused: Or does everyone just post that they masturbated?
Or we can pretend we are all in the room together and say made up stuff like "Say Dr. Rebecca, did you notice that grace curls her toes when she cums?"

How does one masturbate online?
Well, you place one hand on your mouse than put the other hand between your legs and then go click click click click click with both.....
 
Shankara20 said:
Or we can pretend we are all in the room together and say made up stuff like "Say Dr. Rebecca, did you notice that grace curls her toes when she cums?"

:eek: How'd you know?
 
the captians wench said:
*giggles* I do too. :eek:

Also I noticed when I'm about to "yellow" I curl my toes. :confused:

Actually I was joking - I point my toes when I'm cumming. The problem with that is sometimes I give myself calf cramps. lol Talk about a mood killer.
 
graceanne said:
Actually I was joking - I point my toes when I'm cumming. The problem with that is sometimes I give myself calf cramps. lol Talk about a mood killer.

I curl my toes so tight some times, and my feet curl too, that I end up with nail marks, but only when I've been lazy about trimming them. :eek:
 
Shankara20 said:
Or we can pretend we are all in the room together and say made up stuff like "Say Dr. Rebecca, did you notice that grace curls her toes when she cums?"
You know Fu, when you refer to me as Dr. Rebecca I keep getting mental vignettes of Dr Ruth, though when she speaks it's with an Australian accent............kind of disturbing.
Shankara20 said:
How does one masturbate online?
Well, you place one hand on your mouse than put the other hand between your legs and then go click click click click click with both.....
Two Options...........

http://img134.imagevenue.com/loc533/th_32732_ewwwwwwww_123_533lo.jpg and the other is a bit of a nuance

I had to google 'mouse & vagina' to get that image : shudders: You owe me big time Fu .
 
Oh me too...pick one for me too please or can I have some lil slut like Nicole Kidman?



@}-}rebecca---- said:
Gracie I am organising a professional stand in stunt masturbator for myself , want me to request one for you as well ?
 
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