Shades of Sex and the City

[Rubyfruit]

Remember the episode where Miranda's maid replaces her sex toys with statues of the Virgin Mary?

Well, today my cleaning people came. Usually I have the whole house picked up before they come, but things have been a bit busy lately, so the house was a fucking wreck. I was picking up crap off the floor as they were trying to clean.

The guest room is where I have my computer and also where the Sybian has been residing lately. Apparently, after my last ride on the beast of sexual pleasure, I placed the "insert" (read: dildo) on the guest bed.

Well, after they were gone, I came into the guest room and noticed this odd lump in the bed.

You guessed it, they made the bed up right over the dildo. LOL I have to give them credit for not washing it and placing it on the bedside table.

 

[lobito]

it COULD be worse... they could have stolen it from you.

 

[Rubyfruit]

Oh, that would have been bad, lobito. It's my favorite insert. The medium. The small is, well, just too small. The large is just a tad bit too large. The medium is just right.

 

[bibphi]

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[estevie]

LOL

That is funny as hell, Ruby!

I bet you are looking forward to seeing them next week!

 

[Bindii]

Lmao!

So are you getting new cleaners now?

 

[luv2tvl69]

Remember the episode where Miranda's maid replaces her sex toys with statues of the Virgin Mary?

Well, today my cleaning people came. Usually I have the whole house picked up before they come, but things have been a bit busy lately, so the house was a fucking wreck. I was picking up crap off the floor as they were trying to clean.

The guest room is where I have my computer and also where the Sybian has been residing lately. Apparently, after my last ride on the beast of sexual pleasure, I placed the "insert" (read: dildo) on the guest bed.

Well, after they were gone, I came into the guest room and noticed this odd lump in the bed.

You guessed it, they made the bed up right over the dildo. LOL I have to give them credit for not washing it and placing it on the bedside table.

Well, maybe they used it themselves and just tried to "cover up" the evidence...LOL

 

[Rubyfruit]

bibphi, the sybian is wonderful. It's not very loud. Actually, it's less loud than my plug-in vibrator. The housing around the motors must muffle the noise.

Bindii, naw, I'm not too badly embarrassed. I figure if they clean houses for a living, they've seen it all by now.

Glad you guys got a chuckle out of it. I thought it was pretty funny seeing that lump in the bed and realizing what it was. lol