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JackLuis

JackLuis

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Here is a idea for you SF types. :)
French scientists revive 30,000-year-old virus locked in Siberian frost
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French scientists said Monday they had revived a giant but harmless virus that had been locked in the Siberian permafrost for more than 30,000 years.

Wakening the long-dormant virus serves as a warning that unknown pathogens entombed in frozen soil may be roused by global warming, they said.

Dubbed Pithovirus sibericum, the virus was found in a 30-metre (98-foot) -deep sample of permanently frozen soil taken from coastal tundra in Chukotka, near the East Siberia Sea, where the average annual temperature is minus 13.4 degrees Celsius (7.8 degrees Fahrenheit).
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Sure, they SAY it's harmless, but you know how those French guys are.

"The French they are a funny race, parlez-vous
The French they are a funny race, parlez-vous
The French they are a funny race
They fight with their feet and fuck with their face
Hinky-dinky, parlez-vous."
 
Been done to death...no pun intended.

If it's not a virus, it's a being from outer space (The Thing).

Or some prehistoric version of a human that is 100% better at killing than we are. (The Thing from 10 million BC)

Or a nucleotide of some unknown origin that when it thaws grows to be as big as the empire state building. To bad it just doesn't sit there like a build. We could use some already built real estate. No it had to be all bad and try to destroy the world, not realizing that it has to live here too. (I give up)

Or...must I go on? *collapses into a chair exhausted*
 
I was thinking more Lit-erally. A virus that causes women to to be more sexually aggressive and less fertile.

or...:confused:
 
So, I just read where that virus they found has come back to life and is once again infectious. Does anyone think this is a good thing? :(

And now they are calling it a giant virus! WTF? :eek:

Can any good come of this?

ETA: And it's in France! OMG we're all gonna die! :eek:
 
Zeb_Carter said:
And now they are calling it a giant virus! WTF? :eek:

Can any good come of this?

ETA: And it's in France! OMG we're all gonna die! :eek:
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Not to worry, there are very few giants in France for the virus to attack.
 
R. Richard said:
Not to worry, there are very few giants in France for the virus to attack.
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I guess being in France has its benefits. If it becomes acclimated to the French culture, then at the first sign of an anti-virus, it will just surrender.

And it doesn't infect giants, it is a giant.
 
JackLuis said:
I was thinking more Lit-erally. A virus that causes women to to be more sexually aggressive and less fertile.
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Women aren't sexually aggressive enough for you? :confused: I mean, isn't male sexual aggression enough for both genders. ;)

However, I could see a story where the virus makes certain women (or men) irresistable. And maybe the ones so affected aren't the most attractive; maybe no one's ever paid them much attention; but the virus makes them eminate super pheramones. So suddenly they're Mr./Miss Popular.
 
3113 said:
Women aren't sexually aggressive enough for you? :confused: I mean, isn't male sexual aggression enough for both genders. ;)

However, I could see a story where the virus makes certain women (or men) irresistable. And maybe the ones so affected aren't the most attractive; maybe no one's ever paid them much attention; but the virus makes them eminate super pheromones. So suddenly they're Mr./Miss Popular.
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There you go three!
I've been watching "Eureka" on Netflix, they had a super pheromone plot line, but didn't push it to a consummation. :(
 
Zeb_Carter said:
And it doesn't infect giants, it is a giant.
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Maybe the virus causes giants? At least causes gigantism of certain body parts?

(almost any mind-control/magic ring plot could be adapted to use the virus instead. :p)
 
Weird Harold said:
Maybe the virus causes giants? At least causes gigantism of certain body parts?
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Oh darn. I had a story to refer to you, RANDY'S REVENGE (THE PHARMACIST), but it was rejected here because of the messy consequences of very rapid gigantism during intercourse. See:

The ANTIDOTE efficiently caused the desired reaction.

Randy's cock expanded immensely within Gilda, to ten times its normal size! From two inches diameter, to twenty inches! From four inches long, to forty inches! A great fleshy pillar of immense strength! A towering tsunami of turgid triumph!

Randy came at the same instant -- his cum spurt matched his growth spurt.

The sudden expansion of his mighty cock exploded Gilda's lean body into bloody cum-soaked little shreds. SPLAT!

The force and magnitude of his cum blew her head off. POW! (Bounce!)

This mating left a large wet spot. GOOSH!

What a way to go, hey?
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I'll have to start a site for my rejected stories.
 
More amazing data!

http://cdn.ancient-origins.net/cdn/farfuture/k-6wrXP3eFO-SGasEYm-qo2cMQuNKjRjJyFrgM-kzOs/mtime:1394066853/sites/default/files/styles/large/public/field/image/alien-virus.jpg?itok=xVTD6xrI

Ancient virus recovered from permafrost has genes not found on Earth
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:eek:

But perhaps the most ground-breaking aspect of the research is the fact that it doesn’t resemble any other virus known on Earth. Modern viruses are tiny and have only few genes. But Pithovirus sibericum contains an incredible 500 genes, placing it in a new category of viral giant, a family known as Megaviridae. “Sixty percent of its gene content doesn’t resemble anything on Earth,” Dr Abergel said.
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Alien clap?
 
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