Sexy statements

[Matt Twattingle]

A lady once told me that she had a "pearl in her panties" during the early stages of love making. Her way of giving me the green light to go on.

I asked if she would like me to find it for her? She responded with a giggle.

Makes me remember her fondly and with rock of my own!

What is the sexiest statement you heard from a man or a woman?

 

[Spinaroonie]

"Men are better politicians than women"

 

[Rubber Biscuit]

"Cum inside me. I want to feel how you move when you shoot off inside me."

And son of a gun, it worked...........

 

[sheath]

Sexiest statement? Oh, my. There have been many, and it's hard to choose. But this one is in the top five:

A complete stranger was watching me in a park one day. A really shy-looking guy. Every time I looked his way, he would blush. It was endearing, and I was just getting ready to say something to him, when he approached me first.

He said, "I just felt like I should tell you...you are one of the most beautiful women I have ever seen."

He was so nervous and shy, he could hardly look at me. He blushed so damn hard. It doesn't seem all that sexy, I know. But the fact that he was so scared, and that he stumbled over the words, made it the sexiest thing I had ever heard.

We became friends...and he's still one of the best friends I have ever had.

S.

 

[BlueSugar]

Sitting alone in the cafeteria one day at work, I see many people, I don't talk to alot of them.. I go.. do my job.. leave.. return... etc... ANYWHO...

one day I looked up and there was someone I knew of through someone else not at work... and he smiled, and awkwardly said "You have, the most awesome eyes, they change colors from green - green yellow brown - yellow brown - dark brown through the day, sometimes I walk by to see what color they are and then I knew what time it is" (bc we can't have clocks at our desks ::shrugs:: )

It was so out of place, and observent and it was so sweet and it made me notice the little things again

 

[Chuckwrox]

NopeNopeNope. These aren't doing it for me. They sound like pretty fair pickup lines, but I'm just not seeing sex in them.

Two women in a locker room:
"You know, those just don't look real."
"They're not supposed to look real, they're supposed to look good..."

Now that's not awfully sexy, but it sure is a good line.

 

[sheath]

NopeNopeNope. These aren't doing it for me. They sound like pretty fair pickup lines, but I'm just not seeing sex in them.

Since when does 'sexy' have to involve 'sex'????



Seems to me that maybe one leads to the other, sometimes...but they really are two different things.

S.