sexy smell dirty

[PayDay]

Hello, welcome to another of my threads. Leave the hate posts at the door, please.

It is being started on a dark and stormy Saturday Night, because I don't know any single women, anymore, and my friends are all married now, and it's dark and stormy as I type this.

It's about me and society and womens and stuffs. There will be pictures, probably some tits, links to other threads, etc.

DISCLAIMER: I make no presumption as to the quality of the content, it may suck, bunches.

 

[PayDay]

this post is blank, for now, it's mine

 

[PayDay]

Lead Cat

Dear the Laurel($),

I don't like you anymore

...but more on that later.

Instead of writing you about that, I'm going to make a sort-of-not-really confession. I sort-of-not-really lied to you and your website and the Internets.

On my Author's Profile Page, on the stories side of the site, it says I have no pets.

Well I don't.

...but I do have a really bad roommate that does not pay rent or buy food.

Her name is Cat, or LeadCat, or "WTF!!!!! Really!!!!"

I don't like her, either.

She hogs the blankets and never takes out the trash or makes coffee.
She also is very annoying, because she's in love with me and doesn't give a shit about my feelings unless she wants something, just like a bad girlfriend.

I don't really even like cats, unless they belong to someone else, like kids, but rescue is rescue.

She is also dangerously cute, like a popstar or baby turtle.---v

We met during a bad birthday party, she wouldn't go away, a wild kitten, but I resisted her pleadings for a home.

Then my sister, whom I actually don't like anymore at all for real in real life was all like: "Here take this kitten you don't want."

Turns out it was the same kitten that pleaded, coincidentally.

So rather than say no (because I couldn't resist against the barrage of "but you have to"), I gave the little shit a home.

Since then it's been all cat hair and 24 hours away from home at most because I have to get back and feed the cat.

She won't go away on her own, and I can't throw her outside because (I have a heart, relax) she is stupid, like, she freezes, so she'd die.

She just turned 8 or 9, I don't remember. She has all her shots.
She hates squirt bottles and waits patiently for food if you are eating.
If you know someone that wants a free cat that hates car rides, sings (yup), and acts like a dog (she fetches toys), have them PM me. I'll expect references.



The End.

 

[PayDay]

I took this picture from my TV from a movie I own.

There will be many pictures like that--^ and this--v in this thread.

A ZJ is a stop/restart job, can you afford one?

I understand Lit Copyright rules, I also understand the Constitution says "for limited times"

 

[PayDay]

Indeed.

 

[PayDay]

Two flys humping on a toilet seat? Anyone?

I got this picture from my friend (who's married and whom I never get to see anymore) whom I referenced in this post:
#84: http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=62381611&postcount=84

This is him playing Tetris, it's sickening:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8-wM5O8FfI

 

[PayDay]

Speaking of video games, I once played a terrible video game all the way through on hell difficulty (Last of 5 difficulty modes) for one achievement point, because that's how I roll.

This game:
http://www.xboxachievements.com/game/bulletwitch-ntscj/overview/
http://www.xboxachievements.com/game/bulletwitch-ntscj/achievements/

Chaos:

Hell:

..I might have liked it better if I used Xbox Live and downloaded sexy digital costumes, but whatever...

 

[PayDay]

If. Only.

 

[PayDay]

I have never clicked on this thread as far as I can remember:
http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=1009271

Is that more, or less attractive than this thread?::
http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=789837
(BTW, I now say: "Women of ethnicity." I grew up. Sorry )

 

[PayDay]

Funniest thing ever---v

 

[PayDay]

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/s...-is-all-in-the-mind-say-experts-10108781.html

By scanning the brains of men and women who said they were in love, and comparing them with people who had fallen out of love or never been in love, researchers say they have been able to piece together the first map of the changes that occur in the brain.

“Our study provides the first evidence of love-related alterations in the underlying architecture of the brain and the results shed new light on the mechanisms of romantic love..."

The use of a functional magnetic resonance imaging scan (fMRI), which measures brain activity by detecting changes in blood flow, showed that love involves a dozen areas of the brain, with one area – the caudate nucleus – dealing with the ending of a love affair. A cocktail of chemicals also carries messages from one region to another.

Results show that areas of the brain involved in reward, motivation, emotion, and social functioning are involved. The areas that were more active in the people in love...

 

[PayDay]

... yup.

 

[Garnate]

This is clearly the sexiest thread I've ever read.

 

[unregistered]

 

[PayDay]

This is clearly the sexiest thread I've ever read.

"What did the boy volcano say to the girl volcano? I Lava You."

 

[PayDay]

Oh these crazy kids...

"Benjamin Franklin His Autobiography 1706-1757"
Chapter 5: the JUNTO
http://www.let.rug.nl/usa/biographies/benjamin-franklin/chapter-5.php

I should have mentioned before, that, in the autumn of the preceding year, I had form'd most of my ingenious acquaintance into a club of mutual improvement, which we called the JUNTO; we met on Friday evenings.

"...as, like most great mathematicians I have met with, he expected universal precision in everything said, or was for ever denying or distinguishing upon trifles, to the disturbance of all conversation. He soon left us."

 

[Tryharder62]

I can't believe I read the whole thing.

 

[PayDay]

I can't believe I read the whole thing.

...that's what they all say.

 

[PayDay]

When in doubt: repeat, repeat, repeat.

I dunno who this is, apparently she sings:
http://www.funnyordie.com/articles/...es-of-carly-rae-jepsen-singing-really-on-loop

coincidental---^

 

[PayDay]

Context is over rated.

 

[PayDay]

Qestions?

 

[PayDay]

word.

 

[PayDay]

Do you like my poll?

 

[PayDay]

(see above)--^

 

[Libsam]

Do you like my poll?

No.
This option is missing from the poll:
sexy, smelly, dirty