Sexy Slogans

[Whispersecret]

A while back someone at work was talking about slogans and how a lot of them could be thought of sexually, with hilarious results.

"Betcha can't eat just one."
"Where's the beef?"
"Packed with nuts, Snickers really satisfies."
"Just do it." (Okay, that's not so hilarious, but it works!)

Anyway, any others you can think of?

 

[Expertise]

For some of the people on this board

"I'd walk a mile for a Camel"

continuing in the tobacco genre....

"You've come a long way baby" maybe Sparky did the G-spot thing

 

[Latina]

A local commercial for a floor-care company talks about "love and wood".

I think it's Wendy's hamburgers that says something about things being better when they are "Super-Sized"?

Can't think of any others right now.

-- Latina

 

[Silverlily]

Didn't KFC use the slogan "Finger lickin' good"?

 

[Darowyn]

My favourite is for when two swinging couples are saying godbye.
It goes like this:-
"Bye now. Thanks for having us"
"Thanks for coming"

 

[TN_Vixen]

Remember that Burger King Commercial

where the girl says... "It's really Big... I'm serious!" in a very high breathy voice?

How many licks does it take to get to the center?

Not a slogan, but what about that big lumberjack either on the biscuit commercial or Bounty? *shiver* Girls, can you picture yourself ridin' that pony?

 

[Purple Haze]

"LIQUID GOLD IT! and see the beauty of your wood shine through!"

Sorry, that's kind of gross.

 

[Ambrosious]

You're in good hands.

It's not just for breakfast anymore.

Try it! You'll like it!

Made with REAL beef juices.

Butter. Parkay. Butter. Parkay.

Taste great. Less filling.

Like a rock.

We love to see you smile.

Have it your way.

 

[pandora]

good to the last drop....maxwell house coffee

and just for toad***********

Bud-Weis-Er......well, he may like the way they look and sound

 

[Guest]

 

[Gaucho]

Here are some slogans I found and my first impressions of them:

"So round, so firm, so fully packed" These just have to be Whisper's titties.

"The ultimate driving machine" Expertise (There are very few ladies on this site who will disagree, I think)

"My bottoms are tops"
"You too can have a body like mine" Lovely Latina

"Snap, crackle, pop" Why do I think of Lasher eating his tacos and burritos when I read this?

"Just what the doctor ordered" The good Doctor Clozoff, of course.

"Drink Canada Dry" For those Canadian lovers among us.

"Roses grow on you" Rosebud

"Feel the velvet"
"Nothing comes between me and my Calvins" SimplySouthern

"Tastes so good cats ask for it by name" We've got so many kitties on the board, I thought I'd let them tell us just what "it" was.

"Some of the best men are women" For all of our lovely lesbians.

"When you've got it, flaunt it" This is la Siren all over.

"Soft, strong and very long"
"It takes two hands to hold a Whopper"
"The package that gets a welcome at home"
"So much more to enjoy"
"It's so big, you gotta grin to get it in" Hung Like Horsey.

"Melts in your mouth, not in your hands"
"I can't believe I ate the whole thing"
"Plop, Plop, Fizz, Fizz, oh what a relief it is"
"Splash it all over"
"A little dab'll do 'ya"
"So creamy, it's almost fattening"
"Blow some my way"
"Good all the way down"
"Finger lickin' good"
"The taste you love to hate (twice a day)"
"Good to the last drop"
"Tastes as good as it smells"
"The sweet you can eat between meals (without ruining your appetite)"
"I never knew it had so much in it" For the oral sex lovers among us.

"Let your fingers do the walking"
"Reach out and touch someone"
"You're in good hands..." For those who prefer manual stimulation.

"It keeps going and going and going..."
"Makes travel more pleasant"
"Ready when you are...and even when you're not"
"It's tingling fresh"
"It beats as it sweeps as it cleans"
"Any time, any place, any where"
"You press the button - we do the rest" For those who like a little "electronic" stimulation.

"The only 'sauce' I dare give father"
"Babies love it" For those incest lovers among us.

"Where the rubber meets the road"
"I'm meaty. Fry me" OUCH!

"Honor Thyself"
"That's what your right arm's for" For when we're cruising the Lit story section.

"Think what we can do for you"
"Don't you just love being in control?"
"We bring good things to life"
"It makes you feel like the man you are"
"It's the real thing"
"The hit that saves the day"
"It satisfies"
"Try it once and you'll know why" Laurel and Manu (and the Literotica site)

And, finally:

"At last. A pickle that bites back" Deborah.

 

[Mustang Sally]

KFC now says "We do chicken right!" ouch

This all reminds me of a joke. This woman has three daughters, and they all send her postcards while on their respective honeymoons to tell her how things are going. The postcards each contain an ad slogan describing the sex. Damn if I can remember which ones, but it's funny! If anyone knows the joke I'm talking about, please post it.

 

[BrainyBeauty]

Not as good as Gaucho but ...

It's squeezably soft.

Once you pop, you can't stop.

Does she or doesn't she?

Helps build strong bodies 12 ways.

Batteries that turn people on.

What the big boys eat.

Pure chewing satisfaction.

Don't leave home without it.

We try harder.

All my men wear English Leather(??? can't remember) or they wear nothing at all.

Put a tiger in your tank.

When it rains, it pours.

Melts in your mouth..not in your hands.

Takes a licking and keeps on ticking.

 

[Whispersecret]

Just For Gaucho

"I can't believe I ate the whole thing!"

Heh heh. I couldn't resist!

 

[naudiz]

Purple Haze

*mops up coffee spewed on the keyboard*

Don't do that to me, man!