Sexy rating scale

[DarkLover]

Does anybody else do this?

In an attempt to quantify scientifically why some people (women specifically) are attractive, I have developed a rating scale that I use to give points when I size up a person. (Yeah, it might be an exercise in futility, but it's a fun game to play.)

A woman gets the following points for me for the following criteria:

Good hairstyle = 1 pt
Good hair color = 1 pt
Sexy outfit = 1 pt
Exposed/visible lingerie = 1 pt
Tattoos (I love them) = 1 pt
Belly piercing = 1 pt
Heels = 1 pt
MILF = 1 pt
Athletic body type = 1 pt
Prominent sexy feature (e.g. large breasts) = 1 pt
Long fingernails = 1 pt
Painted fingernails/toenails = 1 pt
Ankle bracelet = 1 pt
Toe rings = 1 pt

Then I subtract points for other things:
Unattractive face = -1 pt
Ugly clothing = -1 pt
Too old = -1 pt
etc.

So, anybody else do this? Yeah, I know it's shallow. No, I don't seriously evaluate women based on this scale. We're talking pure sexiness at first-sight here. (And, by the way, only once have I given a woman a 10)

Dark Lover

 

[Guest]

 

[krazeekat]

Question. I'm curious, how long does it take you to do this breakdown? A few seconds, a couple of minutes?

 

[DarkLover]

Question. I'm curious, how long does it take you to do this breakdown? A few seconds, a couple of minutes?

Actually I've gotten quite fast at it. I can see a woman on the street and say to myself, "Okay, she's got good hair color, hair style, beautiful ethnic features, sexy outfit, high heels. That's 5 points. Nice."

I can do that in about 5-10 seconds. Of course the more features a woman has, the more time it takes and the more I have to double-check my math.

Dark Lover

 

[TBKahuna123]

Oooo, even Dr. Schleptaquim cringes at this idea. There are some things you just can't quantify, and sexy is one of em.

Sexy isn't visible lingerie or big tits, sexy is attitude. Sexy is attitude, sexy is an aura, it's something that just oozes from a woman in a combination of sensuality and pheremones. It is existential, it is undefinable, and it is certainly unquantifiable.

 

[bisexplicit]

I personally find this revolting. As if women aren't already judged on their appearance enough.

And I agree with TBK - sexy is about attitude and personality for me.

 

[Munachi]

what i notice is, that this is not only based on looks instead of attitude or character (it is normal to base a first impression on looks, i think - and it is okay as long as one is still open to learn about those that don't fit some scheme at first, and well, looks are part of attraction), but this isn't even based very much on actual looks, but rather outfit and styling... of course you are free to base things on that, but personally i tend to find eyes and lips much more important than hair style and toe rings... but i guess you are free to do any type of rating you like...

 

[M's girl]

Oooo, even Dr. Schleptaquim cringes at this idea. There are some things you just can't quantify, and sexy is one of em.

Sexy isn't visible lingerie or big tits, sexy is attitude. Sexy is attitude, sexy is an aura, it's something that just oozes from a woman in a combination of sensuality and pheremones. It is existential, it is undefinable, and it is certainly unquantifiable.

I like you... but I have said that before, didn't I?

 

[Eilan]

I'd fuck a smart ugly person over a dumb hottie any day.

 

[silverwhisper]

you've just made some lurker's day, eilan. :>

ed

 

[Eilan]

you've just made some lurker's day, eilan. :>

ed

Perhaps I shouldn't mention that I'm well into negative numbers acording to that rating scale.

 

[SweetErika]

Perhaps I shouldn't mention that I'm well into negative numbers acording to that rating scale.

I'm in good company then!

 

[bobsgirl]

I'm in good company then!

*standing shoulder to shoulder with Erika and Eilan.*

 

[EJFan]

fwiw, i scored a perfect 14 on this scale and i'm a guy.

 

[Guest]

 

[TBKahuna123]

I'd fuck a smart ugly person over a dumb hottie any day.

Women can't resist geek-appeal. I got a buddy that works at Best Buy, and when he walks into the bar wearing that polyester Geek Squad jacket...unbelievable. He has to beat the ladies back with a USB drive, they're so out of control.

 

[EJFan]

You're a MILF?

ok... you caught me... i didn't get the MILF point, but i gave myself double points for the large breasts.

 

[bobsgirl]

Women can't resist geek-appeal. I got a buddy that works at Best Buy, and when he walks into the bar wearing that polyester Geek Squad jacket...unbelievable. He has to beat the ladies back with a USB drive, they're so out of control.

You bet! I married one.

 

[Eilan]

ok... you caught me... i didn't get the MILF point, but i gave myself double points for the large breasts.

I'm jealous.

Oh, and show us ya tits!

 

[EJFan]

I'm jealous.

Oh, and show us ya tits!

ok....

 

[bisexplicit]

ok....

Wow.

But, you have to minus one point for a bad hair cut.

 

[EJFan]

Wow.

But, you have to minus one point for a bad hair cut.

how long am i going to have to defend my perfect score, damnit!

 

[Eilan]

ok....

Who would have thunk it?

 

[DarkLover]

Obviously my scale is completely based on personal tastes. I do of course agree that sexy isn't just about looks but also attitude. That's why in some cases the scale just doesn't add up. I've seen women who have lots of the factors on the scale but who don't turn me on and vice-versa.

It wasn't meant to be scientific. It's just a head game I play with myself when I wonder about someone I see.

Dark Lover

 

[midwestyankee]

ok....

Nice tits. Wanna fuck?


Where's the belly ring?