Sexy/Not-sexy

dr_mabeuse

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"Sexy" as an adjective.

We all know what we mean by sexy shoes, a sexy mouth, and we probably would agree on sexy music or a sexy car. But what abut other stuff?

A list:

Cars-- sexy: sports cars Unsexy: minivans

Shoes-- sexy: high heels (for women) Unsexy: cross-trainers [are there any sexy shoes for men?]

Occupations-- sexy: actor, musician Unsexy: acountant, systems analyst

Fruit-- Sexy: bananas, strawberries, cherries Unsexy: grapefruit (others?)

Sexy: lipstick Unsexy: chapstick

Sexy: perfume Unsexy: deoderant

Sexy: curtains Unsexy: venetian blinds

Sexy: sailboats Unsexy: powerboats

Sexy: Pagans, Unsexy: Baptists

Sexy: wine Unsexy: beer

Sexy: violins, guitars, French horns Unsexy, accordions, harmonicas, oboes



Feel free to add to the list
 
Sexy: A man with thick, healthy, well-managed hair down to his ankles.
Unsexy: A man with a greasy mullet down to the ankles.

Although that really can go for either sex.
 
dr_mabeuse said:
"Sexy" as an adjective.

We all know what we mean by sexy shoes, a sexy mouth, and we probably would agree on sexy music or a sexy car. But what abut other stuff?

A list:

Cars-- sexy: sports cars Unsexy: minivans

Shoes-- sexy: high heels (for women) Unsexy: cross-trainers [are there any sexy shoes for men?]

Occupations-- sexy: actor, musician Unsexy: acountant, systems analyst

Fruit-- Sexy: bananas, strawberries, cherries Unsexy: grapefruit (others?)

Sexy: lipstick Unsexy: chapstick

Sexy: perfume Unsexy: deoderant

Sexy: curtains Unsexy: venetian blinds

Sexy: sailboats Unsexy: powerboats

Sexy: Pagans, Unsexy: Baptists

Sexy: wine Unsexy: beer

Sexy: violins, guitars, French horns Unsexy, accordions, harmonicas, oboes



Feel free to add to the list

Hate to disagree with you Doc, but I've dated some really sexy accountants, yes calculaters and spreadsheets can be fun, and I've seen some power boats that definitely "float my boat".

Sexy: green, brown, hazel or blue eyes behind wire rimmed glasses
Unsexy: the same eyes behind taped up geek glasses
 
Sexy: speaking in a foreign language
Unsexy: belching the alphabet.
 
Sexy: "Night Moves" by Bob Seger (most creative description of great breasts ever)
Unsexy: Any song by Adam Sandler. Or just Adam Sandler in general.
 
I object to beer and harmonicas being unsexy...

LOVE the smell and taste of beer in a man's mouth when he's kissing me... such a turn-on...

AND you've never heard a man blow a harp, if you think harmonica is unsexy... god... nothing makes me want to take my clothes off more...

And the Walls Came Tumblin' Down
 
What's sexy to me

Psychology books:

Sexy: Anything by Nancy Friday.

Unsexy: Anything by Freud.

Music:

Sexy: Classical, Jazz/Blues/R&B, Rock and some Techno.

Unsexy: Heavy Metal, World music, Pop and Alternative Rock.

Porno:

Sexy: Red Shoe Diaries for softcore, Natural bodies and lots of chemistry between co-stars for hardcore.

Unsexy: Bad acting, fake body parts and theatrical moaning & orgasm faking.

Romance novels:

Sexy: Groundbreaking plots, believable characters that aren't clichéd and don't do things that would make me want to close the book, and hot, emotionally charged sex.

Unsexy: Plots that are rehashed, characters that are boring or unsympathetic, warp speed from the first "Hello" to "Let's fuck" between characters, and cold, mechanical sex.
 
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She doesn't wear perfume, too strong, just a light deodorant to smooth the edge of her natural scent. She shakes her hair, and the freshness of washing stimulates my nostrils and I wonder if I dare stand close enough to her to smell the heat of her body.
 
Sexy / Un-sexy

Moaning / Screaming
Saxaphone / Xylophone
Italian food / Fast food
Motorcycles / mopeds
Twins / Siamese twins
Walk on beach / walk thru city
Surprise date to private cabin / surprise date to popular but crowded restaurant
Fingertips on thigh in car on way to dinner / fingering date in car on way to dinner
Intermittent staring / Continuous staring (w / or without drool)
Skylights / glow in the dark constellation stencils on ceiling
Waking up with mouth on pussy / refusing to touch until showered
Rope / telephone wire
Tip of tongue / Gene Simmons' tongue
Seduction / sex just inside front door
Sex on hood of car / sex in back seat of car
Silk / flannel
Water fall / hotel pool
 
I define sexy differently.

I'm really suspicious of the obviously intended to be attractive. It strikes me as bait, overcompensating, and animals in the wild that are intensely colored being venomous.

So sexy for me is much less the penetrating visual.

I prefer the subtle, the people much less likely to be on display for that purpose.

Sexy: Wry smile
Unsexy: Look at me!

Sexy: Comfortable
Unsexy: I can't breathe in this outfit

Sexy: Self-deprecating humor
Unsexy: Everyone's wrong but me.

Sexy: Insight
Unsexy: I read it in a magazine once.

Sexy: Confidence
Unsexy: Arrogance
 
Sexy: A tease with the dream behind it
Unsexy: Disdain and snooty attitude

Sexy: White shirt with blue jeans, both well worn
Unsexy: Pink jogging suit fresh from department store

Sexy: Self-confidence
Unsexy: Arrogance

Sexy : "289 V-8 right?" she says with a grin
Unsexy: "Is it fast" she asks seriously

Sexy: Comfortable with her body, scars flaws and all
Unsexy: Fretting over 5 pounds no one else can see.
 
SelenaKittyn said:
I object to beer and harmonicas being unsexy...

LOVE the smell and taste of beer in a man's mouth when he's kissing me... such a turn-on...

AND you've never heard a man blow a harp, if you think harmonica is unsexy... god... nothing makes me want to take my clothes off more...

And the Walls Came Tumblin' Down
*digs out harmonica and starts a stirring, albeit off key, version of Red River Valley*
 
Antfarmer77 said:
*digs out harmonica and starts a stirring, albeit off key, version of Red River Valley*


*chuckle*

was thinking more along the lines of Madcat & Kane.... ;)

Listen to him blow on "Please don't go"... *shiver*
 
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Sexy: A Border Collie
Unsexy: A Poodle





(What? I don't mean as in sexually attractive to me, before you all start going "eeeeew".) :p
 
SelenaKittyn said:
Sexy: a stallion
Unsexy: shetland pony

I find Clydesdales sexy for some reason.

Lou, I know what you meant. My mind's not that deep in the gutter. ;)
 
lucky-E-leven said:
Sexy / Un-sexy

Walk on beach / walk thru city
Lovely list, but I object to walk through city being unsexy.

Well, not really object - it's your list and you get to say what is and isn't. ;)

But . . . I have an image of Gene Kelly walking along the boulevards of the City of Light, hands in pockets, eyes downcast, melancholic, to the music of Gerschwin's An American in Paris. Suddenly, he sees Leslie Caron! His eyes light up, his face brightens, the music changes to a faster tempo . . .

You get the picture. Context is all.

Sexy: Gene Kelly.
Less Sexy: Fred Astaire. (Not unsexy, just less sexy.)

:rose:
 
JohnnieJohnson said:
Lovely list, but I object to walk through city being unsexy.

Well, not really object - it's your list and you get to say what is and isn't. ;)

But . . . I have an image of Gene Kelly walking along the boulevards of the City of Light, hands in pockets, eyes downcast, melancholic, to the music of Gerschwin's An American in Paris. Suddenly, he sees Leslie Caron! His eyes light up, his face brightens, the music changes to a faster tempo . . .

You get the picture. Context is all.

Sexy: Gene Kelly.
Less Sexy: Fred Astaire. (Not unsexy, just less sexy.)

:rose:

That's a very cute example. :)
 
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