Sexy Moans for Mobile Phones

[R. Richard]

The title says it all!

Sexy Moans for Mobile Phones

SAN FRANCISCO (Reuters) - Adult film company New Frontier Media has something new for cell phones: ring moans.

Wireless content company Brickhouse Mobile on Tuesday said that under an agreement with New Frontier it would begin offering ring tones for mobile phone users featuring porn stars making groaning and moaning noises from the suggestive to the positively tantalizing.

The company said it would also begin offering sexually explicit "wallpaper" for cell phone screens and adult videos for download on mobile phones under its brand The Erotic Network, the television subsidiary of New Frontier Media Inc.

Brickhouse and New Frontier signed their five-year deal in January but did not disclose full terms of the program until Tuesday. Users will be able to buy individual items or take a monthly subscription.

The two sides said they would also work together on age-verification schemes to ensure that minors were not purchasing inappropriate content. Much of the more explicit content will be available internationally at first.

 

[sophia jane]

LMAO. I don't see this helping cell-phone caused traffic problems.

SJ

 

[LadyJeanne]

Oh, ugh, mmmm, yes, yes, yes!

I can just imagine one of those going off on the commuter train...

 

[English Lady]

Lady Jeanne - I was thinking the same thing, even worse what if your mother/brother/sister/prude like friend hears your phone going off (normal tone) and goes to answer it. You've got big busted brenda, tits out and legs akimbo as your wallpaper

 

[LadyJeanne]

Lady Jeanne - I was thinking the same thing, even worse what if your mother/brother/sister/prude like friend hears your phone going off (normal tone) and goes to answer it. You've got big busted brenda, tits out and legs akimbo as your wallpaper

I don't know, but you're turning me on. It was that use of 'akimbo' I think. Oh, ugh, mmm, yes, yes, yes...

 

[Lauren Hynde]

There was a story on TV about this some weeks ago. If I recall correctly, there is a company already selling these ringmoans all over South and Central America, mostly by Jenna Jameson.

They interviewed some people about it in New York, I think, and asked what they thought about the concept. One of the guys said that he hoped it would embarace people into picking up the phone quickly. He also said that he probably wouldn't buy a ringmoan, but that he would reconsider it if they got Jenna Jameson to moan his name.

 

[TxRad]

other than in church, i think they would be hilarious... and would sure beat the hell out of some of the crappy ones they have out now...

 

[moonlight elf]

There was a story on TV about this some weeks ago. If I recall correctly, there is a company already selling these ringmoans all over South and Central America, mostly by Jenna Jameson.

They interviewed some people about it in New York, I think, and asked what they thought about the concept. One of the guys said that he hoped it would embarace people into picking up the phone quickly. He also said that he probably wouldn't buy a ringmoan, but that he would reconsider it if they got Jenna Jameson to moan his name.

Yea, I saw that story......

 

[Guest]

Cell Phone "Oh baby! Ahhhh, Deeper, deeper. Oh yeah, like that. I'm cummmming!!!!!"

Minister : "Would people please turn off their cell phones in church."

 

[sophia jane]

It would be really bad if you were on a landline with your SO and your cell rang and started moaning in the background. "Honestly, honey, it's not what you think! It's just my cell phone."
Yeah, right!

SJ

 

[Guest]

"The two sides said they would also work together on age-verification schemes to ensure that minors were not purchasing inappropriate content. "

Yeah, mature adults will want this a lot more than teenage boys anyway.

"Much of the more explicit content will be available internationally at first."

You randy Europeans!

 

[elsol]

Okay...

Who else?

Ring Moans... I just can't get past that, I'm laughing so hard.

Ring Moans; are these live-action ring moans?

Sincerely,
ElSol

 

[SeaCat]

Hell, I hear those every time someone who has their phone on vibrate then dropped it into their front pocket gets a call.

I can see how well this would go over in a bussiness meeting. Talk about a show stopper when one of these ringmoans goes off.

Personaly while I don't see anything wrong with them, and think they could be funny in the right circumstances, I would never get one. I can see how well it would go over if I forgot to change ring tones before going to work and my wife called. (I'm the only male on my unit. The women I work with, and I can only call three of them ladies, are too self rightous to find a male with these ringmoans funny. It would be too funny for them to have them though.) Although if I didn't need the job then I would get one just to laugh at their reactions.

Cat