Sexy Lines that Weren't So Sexy After All

[carsonshepherd]

The Earl's thread about the sexy words lovers say made me think of some that, when whispered in my ear, just made me laugh.


"I want to be inside you."

Ummm.... I think it was just the person but it just wasn't sexy. Sorry.

Post your favorite lame come-ons.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

"You are so hot," loses all powers of flattery when the guy says it before yanking out of you like his cock is on fire.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Someone I know got a note from a person they barely knew that read "I crave your white skin. I want to make love to you."

"I love you," can also be a turn off for me if uttered during the act by someone I've known all of four hours.

 

[carsonshepherd]

"You are so hot," loses all powers of flattery when the guy says it before yanking out of you like his cock is on fire.

LMAO, that is so true

 

[cheerful_deviant]

"Have I been bad Daddy?"

As the father of 2 young daughters, this line has pretty much lost all it's appeal. (To tell the truth, it never had all that much appeal with me to begin with.)

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Perhaps I've not been in the right situation, but "Who's your Daddy?", has always seemed fifty shades of wrong to me.

I also cringed everytime someone asked me, "How do you like that?", as if they're the only idiot that can thrust.



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I think it sort of depends on who you're with. That or guys just say some stupid things during sex. I've not had an encounter with a woman where she said something that turned me off.

 

[yui]

The Earl's thread about the sexy words lovers say made me think of some that, when whispered in my ear, just made me laugh.


"I want to be inside you."

Ummm.... I think it was just the person but it just wasn't sexy. Sorry.

Post your favorite lame come-ons.

That was my phrase, weenie.

To be honest, I get the, "I want to eat you" one a lot, so it just gets to be yada, yada. My ex uses it to preface almost every conversation with me.

But the one that induces giggles is, "I want to eat your puussseee..." Particularly when whispered in my ear in an attempt at a sexy voice. Giggles. Gales of them.

 

[CharleyH]

I have never had lines that were bad, but I do have a friend, a gay guy who said he went to fuck someone until they said, "Put it in my man pussy."

Well I think I would be turned off too :|

 

[OhMissScarlett]

"You are so hot," loses all powers of flattery when the guy says it before yanking out of you like his cock is on fire.

What a wimp. If a girl was searing my face, I wouldn't leave.

 

[shereads]

"You have a lovely body," spoken in a wheezy high-pitched voice with a sort of nose-whistle on the inhale. By a man who had been following me from one aisle of Borders Books to the next, standing at the end of each aisle and staring.

When ignoring him didin't work, I glared at him and said, "You're staring. It's rude. Where is your mother?"

That's when he nose-whistled, "You have a lovely body."

Ewwwww.

A perfectly good line, contaminated by inept delivery, timing, overall presentation, and an element of serial creepiness that still makes my skin crawl, more than two weeks later.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Perhaps I've not been in the right situation, but "Who's your Daddy?", has always seemed fifty shades of wrong to me.

Completly agree. I have never said that once and never will, it just seems a little bit creepy.

 

[carsonshepherd]

"Have I been bad Daddy?"

As the father of 2 young daughters, this line has pretty much lost all it's appeal. (To tell the truth, it never had all that much appeal with me to begin with.)

Ew.

a gay guy who said he went to fuck someone until they said, "Put it in my man pussy."

EW!!!

 

[yui]

I have never had lines that were bad, but I do have a friend, a gay guy who said he went to fuck someone until they said, "Put it in my man pussy."

Well I think I would be turned off too :|

Okay, "man pussy" would get giggles, too.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Re: Re: Sexy Lines that Weren't So Sexy After All

That was my phrase, weenie.

To be honest, I get the, "I want to eat you" one a lot, so it just gets to be yada, yada.

Just like I said, it's the person. One person makes it ridiculous. Another person makes you fall at his feet and let him tie you up...

 

[brightlyiburn]

"I love you," can also be a turn off for me if uttered during the act by someone I've known all of four hours. [/B]

That's a turn off even if you aren't in the act.

I think generally any reference to "Daddy" is a huge turn off, and 31 flavors of wrong.
And the use of the word feces.
No, I'm not going to explain that. Just trust me when I say it's a turn off.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

What a wimp. If a girl was searing my face, I wouldn't leave.

What are you doing later on?

 

[carsonshepherd]

Re: Re: Sexy Lines that Weren't So Sexy After All

your puussseee..."

That's kinda cute...

 

[Celtic Princess]

Lamest come on ever:


Do you have any Italian in you?


Do you want to?



*gag*


This was said to me one night at a bar by a rather short, chubby guy. It was all I could do not to laugh in his face. And this line has nothing to do with the person...

 

[OhMissScarlett]

What are you doing later on?

Whatever you want me to do.

 

[yui]

Someone I know got a note from a person they barely knew that read "I crave your white skin. I want to make love to you."

Eww. Skin craving by strangers is just eerie.

"I love you," can also be a turn off for me if uttered during the act by someone I've known all of four hours.

And I read this as, honest, "someone I've know on all fours."

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Whatever you want me to do.

If there ever was a more perfect answer, I don't know what it might've been.



I've missed you.

*hint* =

 

[carsonshepherd]

I think it sort of depends on who you're with. That or guys just say some stupid things during sex. I've not had an encounter with a woman where she said something that turned me off.

Yeah, we think we're being hot, but we're actually just trying to sound like a porn movie. Just pretend it really turns you on, 'kay?

And never tell the rest of them I said this...

 

[cheerful_deviant]

"Put it in my man pussy."

I'm amazed he could even say it with a straight face.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Eww. Skin craving by strangers is just eerie.

*snicker* eerie about covers it.

 

[yui]

Lamest come on ever:


Do you have any Italian in you?


Do you want to?

The Italian Stallion rides again! Whoop! I think there is one in every city.