Kuntmode
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- Nov 28, 2002
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sexy-girl: hello??
Kuntmode: What you want?
sexy-girl: you baby.. lol
Kuntmode: What for?
sexy-girl: oh don't play hard to get
Kuntmode: I'm not. Go play with Hanns or something
sexy-girl: you have got to be jokin..lol
Kuntmode: I'm not
sexy-girl: he is a loser and always acts like a spoilt baby
Kuntmode: Tell him. Not me
sexy-girl: I do but he keeps bothering me everyday
sexy-girl: you have a girl? I heard you are really cute
Kuntmode: You heard right. I have several women right now. You can join the list if you want. I will make that grin wider
sexy-girl: it's beginning baby
Kuntmode: You seem to be worth at least a chat
sexy-girl: want to call me baby?
Kuntmode: I'll call round if you wish
sexy-girl: hmmmm...lol you kidding?
Kuntmode: Am I?
sexy-girl: call me on this number *** **** **** get the area code right okay?
Kuntmode: You want Hanns parents number?
sexy-girl: huh?
sexy-girl: your kidding?
sexy-girl: you there?
sexy-girl: hellooooooo???
Kuntmode: Sorry! Just getting a beer!
sexy-girl: bring some round..he he
Kuntmode: I'll bring round more than a few beers
sexy-girl: so you know Hanns?
Kuntmode: Went to the same school
sexy-girl: really? wow
sexy-girl: what is he really like?
Kuntmode: Quiet and a bit of a loner. Skinny and not exactly a chick magnet.
sexy-girl: hmmm..i knew that already by the way he acts
Kuntmode: He likes you a lot
sexy-girl: i just brush it off and try to ignore him as much as i can
Kuntmode: He's harmless. Just bored and probably at home in his room up to no good.
sexy-girl: what things does he like?
Kuntmode: He likes football but supports a shit team.
sexy-girl: Everton
Kuntmode: The wogs
sexy-girl: oh i see
Kuntmode: I'm not calling you
sexy-girl: why not?
Kuntmode: You are after info on Hanns
sexy-girl: im not..i like you
Kuntmode: Then call me and make it snappy. I've got things to do
sexy-girl: jerk
Kuntmode: Yes thanks. Do you have a firm grip?
sexy-girl: lol
sexy-girl: call me please
Kuntmode: Only if you don't mention Hanns
sexy-girl: deal!
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She waffled on about how Hanns harassed her on here for ages so I politely hung up on her and ceased any relations with her ever again.
So you see Hanns, I am not a cunt afterall. I didn't cut your lunch even though you never had a chance in the first place.
Kuntmode: What you want?
sexy-girl: you baby.. lol
Kuntmode: What for?
sexy-girl: oh don't play hard to get
Kuntmode: I'm not. Go play with Hanns or something
sexy-girl: you have got to be jokin..lol
Kuntmode: I'm not
sexy-girl: he is a loser and always acts like a spoilt baby
Kuntmode: Tell him. Not me
sexy-girl: I do but he keeps bothering me everyday
sexy-girl: you have a girl? I heard you are really cute
Kuntmode: You heard right. I have several women right now. You can join the list if you want. I will make that grin wider
sexy-girl: it's beginning baby
Kuntmode: You seem to be worth at least a chat
sexy-girl: want to call me baby?
Kuntmode: I'll call round if you wish
sexy-girl: hmmmm...lol you kidding?
Kuntmode: Am I?
sexy-girl: call me on this number *** **** **** get the area code right okay?
Kuntmode: You want Hanns parents number?
sexy-girl: huh?
sexy-girl: your kidding?
sexy-girl: you there?
sexy-girl: hellooooooo???
Kuntmode: Sorry! Just getting a beer!
sexy-girl: bring some round..he he
Kuntmode: I'll bring round more than a few beers
sexy-girl: so you know Hanns?
Kuntmode: Went to the same school
sexy-girl: really? wow
sexy-girl: what is he really like?
Kuntmode: Quiet and a bit of a loner. Skinny and not exactly a chick magnet.
sexy-girl: hmmm..i knew that already by the way he acts
Kuntmode: He likes you a lot
sexy-girl: i just brush it off and try to ignore him as much as i can
Kuntmode: He's harmless. Just bored and probably at home in his room up to no good.
sexy-girl: what things does he like?
Kuntmode: He likes football but supports a shit team.
sexy-girl: Everton
Kuntmode: The wogs
sexy-girl: oh i see
Kuntmode: I'm not calling you
sexy-girl: why not?
Kuntmode: You are after info on Hanns
sexy-girl: im not..i like you
Kuntmode: Then call me and make it snappy. I've got things to do
sexy-girl: jerk
Kuntmode: Yes thanks. Do you have a firm grip?
sexy-girl: lol
sexy-girl: call me please
Kuntmode: Only if you don't mention Hanns
sexy-girl: deal!
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She waffled on about how Hanns harassed her on here for ages so I politely hung up on her and ceased any relations with her ever again.
So you see Hanns, I am not a cunt afterall. I didn't cut your lunch even though you never had a chance in the first place.